By Anonymous - United Kingdom - Bristol
Today, I spontaneously poured my heart out for my boyfriend, telling him how much I love and adore him. He answered by leaning in close, saying "Jolly good" in an affected accent, and burping loud and clear in my ear. FML
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By  Mads_1234  |  28

Eww, sorry OP.

  sens3sfailing  |  24

hey, he is a good enough boyfriend to get OP to love and adore him, so i doubt this is common behavior. we can all be idiots at the wrong time sometimes trying to be funny.

By  HortonThelephant  |  15

For as many days as I am doomed to suffer on this miserable rock, I will never truly understand why people with even one iota of intelligence choose to suffer in such relationships. It will never last. Good luck in the meantime.

  brackaman  |  18

No offense, but I noticed it's mostly people who can't get someone they like to like them back who say things like that. I'm in a happy relationship and I'm quite sure I possess more than one iota of intelligence.