Today, I spontaneously poured my heart out for my boyfriend, telling him how much I love and adore him. He answered by leaning in close, saying "Jolly good" in an affected accent, and burping loud and clear in my ear. FML
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nycwrestler
| 17
Sounds like you made him feel awkward, OP. A for effort, though.
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EsotericBrent
| 29
That was his way of saying he loves you too!
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Mads_1234
| 28
Eww, sorry OP.
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khaya
| 9
It could have been worse, he could have bit her.
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howdeedoo
| 22
What does biting have to do with this FML?
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BlowinChronic
| 18
It's okay, I'm sure OP with gladly accept your apology.
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blcksocks
| 19
You don't have to apologize. Everyone has a different way to acknowledge things. Mine is to do a chicken dance... And I ain't sorry for that.
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Roevera
| 14
Could of been worse.. Could have said "cool story bro".
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nycwrestler
| 17
Sounds like you made him feel awkward, OP. A for effort, though.
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X_Codes
| 11
Awkwardness or no... how does someone even come up with this?
So weird...
So weird...
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Grauncho
| 26
He sounds loge a jolly waste of time.
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rockstar362
| 8
Perhaps he was drunk?
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sens3sfailing
| 24
hey, he is a good enough boyfriend to get OP to love and adore him, so i doubt this is common behavior. we can all be idiots at the wrong time sometimes trying to be funny.
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bestnameright
| 14
Hey at least he thought it was jolly good! And his accent was affected so that means something. Besides you can feel good knowing your a jolly good girlfriend!
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_duhastmich
| 11
Affected means fake not affectionate..
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bestnameright
| 14
I know I meant it in the sense of all her loving words had an effect on him.
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joshiepo0
| 18
It's the language of love. Just take it in, while holding your breathe that is.
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sunkissedluster
| 20
I'm not saying dump him, but seriously reassess your relationship with that friend. He's got issues for sure. :
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nycwrestler
| 17
Sounds more like she is overly attached.
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igive
| 29
She'll be the new Pete poop.
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sens3sfailing
| 24
At least we knew petepoop was a troll. This one thinks they are intelligent.
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EsotericBrent
| 29
That was his way of saying he loves you too!
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VScpu
| 3
Didn't you know OP, that is how it is done in Britain
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HortonThelephant
| 15
For as many days as I am doomed to suffer on this miserable rock, I will never truly understand why people with even one iota of intelligence choose to suffer in such relationships. It will never last. Good luck in the meantime.
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RaggleFrock
| 13
Your profile picture should be Eeyore, not Horton.
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brackaman
| 18
No offense, but I noticed it's mostly people who can't get someone they like to like them back who say things like that. I'm in a happy relationship and I'm quite sure I possess more than one iota of intelligence.
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nunu76
| 4
lol miserable rock..tru dat ill nvr gt it either..dump his dumb ass n as The great Johnny Walker says- keep walkin
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sniken
| 14
Atleast he gave you a positive response and did not stare blankly right at you before resuming a movie.
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DrunkButterfly
| 17
Sounds like you should tell him "Cheerio, old chap!"