Love: Today, I spontaneously poured my heart out for my boyfriend,...

By Anonymous - 12/01/2013 20:12 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I spontaneously poured my heart out for my boyfriend, telling him how much I love and adore him. He answered by leaning in close, saying "Jolly good" in an affected accent, and burping loud and clear in my ear. FML

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nycwrestler 17

Sunday 13 January 2013 3:16

Sounds like you made him feel awkward, OP. A for effort, though.

EsotericBrent 29

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Sunday 13 January 2013 3:23

That was his way of saying he loves you too!

Mads_1234 28

Sunday 13 January 2013 3:15

Eww, sorry OP.

khaya 9

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Sunday 13 January 2013 4:10

It could have been worse, he could have bit her.

howdeedoo 22

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Sunday 13 January 2013 4:21

What does biting have to do with this FML?

BlowinChronic 18

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Sunday 13 January 2013 6:02

It's okay, I'm sure OP with gladly accept your apology.

blcksocks 19

Sunday 13 January 2013 6:25

You don't have to apologize. Everyone has a different way to acknowledge things. Mine is to do a chicken dance... And I ain't sorry for that.

Roevera 14

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Sunday 13 January 2013 9:56

Could of been worse.. Could have said "cool story bro".

nycwrestler 17

Sunday 13 January 2013 3:16

Sounds like you made him feel awkward, OP. A for effort, though.

X_Codes 11

Sunday 13 January 2013 4:08

Awkwardness or no... how does someone even come up with this? So weird...

Grauncho 27

Sunday 13 January 2013 3:17

He sounds loge a jolly waste of time.

rockstar362 8

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Sunday 13 January 2013 4:48

Perhaps he was drunk?

sens3sfailing 24

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Sunday 13 January 2013 9:07

hey, he is a good enough boyfriend to get OP to love and adore him, so i doubt this is common behavior. we can all be idiots at the wrong time sometimes trying to be funny.

bestnameright 14

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Sunday 13 January 2013 3:18

Hey at least he thought it was jolly good! And his accent was affected so that means something. Besides you can feel good knowing your a jolly good girlfriend!

_duhastmich 11

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Sunday 13 January 2013 3:30

Affected means fake not affectionate..

bestnameright 14

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Sunday 13 January 2013 5:08

I know I meant it in the sense of all her loving words had an effect on him.

joshiepo0 18

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Sunday 13 January 2013 3:19

It's the language of love. Just take it in, while holding your breathe that is.

sunkissedluster 20

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Sunday 13 January 2013 3:21

I'm not saying dump him, but seriously reassess your relationship with that friend. He's got issues for sure. :

nycwrestler 17

Sunday 13 January 2013 3:23

Sounds more like she is overly attached.

igive 29

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Sunday 13 January 2013 9:11

She'll be the new Pete poop.

sens3sfailing 24

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Sunday 13 January 2013 10:08

At least we knew petepoop was a troll. This one thinks they are intelligent.

EsotericBrent 29

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Sunday 13 January 2013 3:23

That was his way of saying he loves you too!

VScpu 3

Monday 14 January 2013 10:59

Didn't you know OP, that is how it is done in Britain

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Sunday 13 January 2013 3:23

For as many days as I am doomed to suffer on this miserable rock, I will never truly understand why people with even one iota of intelligence choose to suffer in such relationships. It will never last. Good luck in the meantime.

RaggleFrock 13

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Sunday 13 January 2013 4:59

Your profile picture should be Eeyore, not Horton.

brackaman 18

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Sunday 13 January 2013 6:41

No offense, but I noticed it's mostly people who can't get someone they like to like them back who say things like that. I'm in a happy relationship and I'm quite sure I possess more than one iota of intelligence.