By Anonymous - 12/01/2013 20:12 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I spontaneously poured my heart out for my boyfriend, telling him how much I love and adore him. He answered by leaning in close, saying "Jolly good" in an affected accent, and burping loud and clear in my ear. FML
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nycwrestler 17

Sounds like you made him feel awkward, OP. A for effort, though.

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EsotericBrent 29

That was his way of saying he loves you too!

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Mads_1234 28

Eww, sorry OP.

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khaya 9

It could have been worse, he could have bit her.

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howdeedoo 22

What does biting have to do with this FML?

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BlowinChronic 18

It's okay, I'm sure OP with gladly accept your apology.

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blcksocks 19

You don't have to apologize. Everyone has a different way to acknowledge things. Mine is to do a chicken dance... And I ain't sorry for that.

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Roevera 14

Could of been worse.. Could have said "cool story bro".

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nycwrestler 17

Sounds like you made him feel awkward, OP. A for effort, though.

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X_Codes 11

Awkwardness or no... how does someone even come up with this? So weird...

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Grauncho 27

He sounds loge a jolly waste of time.

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rockstar362 8

Perhaps he was drunk?

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sens3sfailing 24

hey, he is a good enough boyfriend to get OP to love and adore him, so i doubt this is common behavior. we can all be idiots at the wrong time sometimes trying to be funny.

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bestnameright 14

Hey at least he thought it was jolly good! And his accent was affected so that means something. Besides you can feel good knowing your a jolly good girlfriend!

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_duhastmich 11

Affected means fake not affectionate..

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bestnameright 14

I know I meant it in the sense of all her loving words had an effect on him.

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joshiepo0 18

It's the language of love. Just take it in, while holding your breathe that is.

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sunkissedluster 20

I'm not saying dump him, but seriously reassess your relationship with that friend. He's got issues for sure. :

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nycwrestler 17

Sounds more like she is overly attached.

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igive 29

She'll be the new Pete poop.

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sens3sfailing 24

At least we knew petepoop was a troll. This one thinks they are intelligent.

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EsotericBrent 29

That was his way of saying he loves you too!

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VScpu 3

Didn't you know OP, that is how it is done in Britain

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HortonThelephant 15

For as many days as I am doomed to suffer on this miserable rock, I will never truly understand why people with even one iota of intelligence choose to suffer in such relationships. It will never last. Good luck in the meantime.

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RaggleFrock 13

Your profile picture should be Eeyore, not Horton.

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brackaman 18

No offense, but I noticed it's mostly people who can't get someone they like to like them back who say things like that. I'm in a happy relationship and I'm quite sure I possess more than one iota of intelligence.

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nunu76 4

lol miserable rock..tru dat ill nvr gt it either..dump his dumb ass n as The great Johnny Walker says- keep walkin

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sniken 14

Atleast he gave you a positive response and did not stare blankly right at you before resuming a movie.

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DrunkButterfly 17

Sounds like you should tell him "Cheerio, old chap!"

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