FML : Today, I spilled vanilla yogurt on my pants while eating breakfast, but I forgot to clean it up. It left a very conspicuous white stain on my pants, that...

Today, I spilled vanilla yogurt on my pants while eating breakfast, but I forgot to clean it up. It left a very conspicuous white stain on my pants, that was there the entire day. I only noticed it when I looked in the mirror after getting home. FML

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By Just another Dude - / Monday 2 October 2017 13:00 /

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By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7547758 - Monday 2 October 2017 13:56

You can relax, nobody would guess its yogurt stain.

By Fritterzz | 13

#7547835 - Monday 2 October 2017 17:23

Riiiiiiiiiiight..... Yoooogurt..... ???

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By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7547758 - Monday 2 October 2017 13:56

You can relax, nobody would guess its yogurt stain.

By exileonmainst | 15

#7547793 - Monday 2 October 2017 15:57

Could've been chocolate yogurt. Not sure which one's worse though..

By pjsr | 31

#7547830 - Monday 2 October 2017 17:10

Not many people cum to work as excited as you do

By Fritterzz | 13

#7547835 - Monday 2 October 2017 17:23

Riiiiiiiiiiight..... Yoooogurt..... ???

By exileonmainst | 15

#7547837 - Monday 2 October 2017 17:28

On the bright side, that means there are potentially 49 worse carpenters than you in the country!

exileonmainst | 15

#7547842 - Monday 2 October 2017 17:33

Wrong post, sorry!

By Donut_Wizard | 23

#7547854 - Monday 2 October 2017 18:10

Could be worse. At least you didn't go to a black light party.

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