I mean, 10 minutes isn't that bad, but your husband shouldn't have done what he did.

It is "that bad" when you've sat there long enough for the chocolate to harden.

He couldn't hear her, it's not like he did that on purpose.

@4

For this to happen she'd need to die first. And then her body would have to cool down enough.

..Oh. Is that what you meant?

13 - Do you not know how science works?

Yes I do, and I know how chocolate works as well. If the chocolate is spread in a thin layer on the stomach and intimate parts, unless the room is really cool, the body temperature won't let it harden. It might get drier after a while though.

Have you already held a piece of chocolate in your hand for five minutes?

Of course I mean real chocolate, with cocoa butter. Have you already had a thin layer of cocoa butter harden on your skin??

Obviously the downvoters don't have a hot body ;)


Plus... Don't take everything seriously.

I find it's best to just not respond after a second comment. I think it depends on the chocolate and if Op says it hardened after 10 minutes, then who am I to argue with someone I don't know or haven't been there with.

32 let me teach you about chocolate. For one not all chocolate is the same. It varies from brand to bran. Second there's this fun method called tempering chocolate that is done correctly will make chocolate more durable to heat. Meaning one's body heat wouldn't be able to melt it on contact.

bullshit dude ....husband dint know anything ....

I give up. You guys really did take it seriously. Fml is a serious matter after all. Peace!

(btw 8 more innocent people really did die in Munich today -- All my thoughts and love to their families)

probably not the only thing that hardened

That was... sweet of you.

I really hope he appreciated the trouble you went to after he heard you and discovered your predicament.

Sounds like a sticky situation

why is checking in quotation marks?

I'm more curious how/why does one "check" a scene in a movie. Was he making sure the scene was still there? Or was he playing hockey with it?

Probably because it's the word he used- I.e. Quotation marks to indicate a a direct quote.

Because that's what he said he was doing obviously and she was skeptical. Can't you's read between the lines?

@25 Have you ever watched a movie and you really loved one scene and wanted to watch it again, but just the scene of the movie?

The most likely scenario if he was checking the scene is that he argued with someone about exactly what was said, and was checking to see who was correct.

41 - Yes, and I would say I was watching that scene, not "checking" it.

An 'A' for effort OP!

Just ask him to pour the melted chocolate on you, that won't get you into this situation and is probably much more fun for the both of you (:

Wait, someone liked Batman vs Superman enough to have a favorite scene from it? Don't down vote into oblivion, it just felt poorly put together.

Yeah. The ending credits.

The movie could have been better..but I still liked it. Hans Zimmer is amazing and I love his music. And I was happy Wonder Woman was finally in a recent movie.

The only thing that would have saved that movie would have been if Warner Brothers sacked the entire production team who worked on it and replaced them all. Zack Snyder is an awful director, he puts too much in his films without fleshing the story out.

next time use just a little drizzle of chocolate not enough to hold you in place.

"checking" what does that mean since its in quotes?

Im suprised you didnt lick it of yourself, I mean its chocolate

Not really. It's just white chocolate.

Yeah that shits not even chocolate

But I love white chocolate, or anything with the name chocolate in it

White chocolate doesn't contain cocoa solids, which give chocolate most of its distinctive taste, so it's not strictly considered chocolate.

Who cares if it's not technically chocolate? It's still better than regular chocolate.

I hate that pretentiousness in naming conventions. (I know you're technically correct.) It's a food made from cocoa. Who gives a crap exactly which parts of the beans it comes from? Oh no, it's not real beef unless it comes from the right leg.

Well, they take out almost everything that differentiates it from vegetable fat. It's completely different from all other types of chocolate, and it mostly tastes like milk, fat, and sugar/sweeteners. It's a huge distinction, not a trivial difference.