Well thats just a shitty situation to be in

I'm not proud to admit that I read husband at first and that I didn't even question it until I read the whole post a second time.

Admittedly, given the weird things my husband does at times, I wouldn't question it either

Hmm. If you consider it just as likely to happen to your husband then your husband is awesome, stupid but awesome.

I read prickle as pickle...

Ha, I did the same and looked at the comments just to see if someone else did too

I read "husband" at first too!

Same..I was thinking maybe he had to relieve himself while out jogging or something then I read it again.

I did read "pickles" and was really confused of what crazy fetish contains pickles in husky butts.

I thought it said Pringles for some reason

#3, your comment and number 2's go well together and it makes me very happy.

Me too. That "R" really changes the story

Probably something from the furry fandom

Dog: Today I was mid bowel movement when a duck came out of nowhere and scared the shit out of me and I ran into a prickle bush. Now my owner is spending all her time pulling poop prickles off my butt. FML

Poor prickled pup!

Poor doggy

Omg. I read Pringles.

sooo... I read that as poop covered pickles...

Yes, I'm sure he thought so hard about it. "This duck just scared me half to death. I could run toward the house but there's a prickly bush right there! Hard choices."
More like eff the dog's life.

I actually read husband on accident and was so confused