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By  Moerighan  |  23

Dog: Today I was mid bowel movement when a duck came out of nowhere and scared the shit out of me and I ran into a prickle bush. Now my owner is spending all her time pulling poop prickles off my butt. FML

By  yerawizardlizzy  |  27

Yes, I'm sure he thought so hard about it. "This duck just scared me half to death. I could run toward the house but there's a prickly bush right there! Hard choices."
More like eff the dog's life.