By middleagednurse
Today, I spent 5 hours in the emergency room for what I thought was heavy bloody diarrhea. After having various implements and doctors' fingers shoved up my ass, it turns out I was only shitting out the family-sized bag of red spicy cheese curls I had eaten for lunch. FML
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By  Joshua Isaiah  |  11

Don't take this the wrong way but maybe a while bag of spicy Cheetos isn't the best lunch, OP. I know you nurses don't get a lot of time to eat but bringing legitimate food for a meal is important. a proper meal will keep your energy levels more stable and perhaps even help you avoid the magma diarreah? lmao