By middleagednurse - 04/10/2017 23:37

Today, I spent 5 hours in the emergency room for what I thought was heavy bloody diarrhea. After having various implements and doctors' fingers shoved up my ass, it turns out I was only shitting out the family-sized bag of red spicy cheese curls I had eaten for lunch. FML
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You probably shouldn't have eaten a family sized bag of anything for lunch but at least you had people shoving fingers up your butt.

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You probably shouldn't have eaten a family sized bag of anything for lunch but at least you had people shoving fingers up your butt.

Don't take this the wrong way but maybe a while bag of spicy Cheetos isn't the best lunch, OP. I know you nurses don't get a lot of time to eat but bringing legitimate food for a meal is important. a proper meal will keep your energy levels more stable and perhaps even help you avoid the magma diarreah? lmao

Let that be a lesson to you then. Don't eat a family-sized bag of red spicy cheese curls for lunch.

Try eating a proper meal next time

Damn those spicy cheese curls! Once you start, you can't stop until they are all gone.

I LOVE cheese curds. Not familiar with a “Red,Spicy” version. Please share the name as would love to order some!!!!

Being a nurse you should be able to tell between bloody shit and red spicy cheese curds.

Fuck the doctors’ lives