FML : Today, I sneezed with so much force while I was driving that I whacked my head on the steering wheel and honked the horn. FML

By Hayley - / Monday 11 January 2010 03:37 / Canada

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By bluelabeled | 0

#767684 - Monday 11 January 2010 09:16

at least you didn't cause an accident? :) sorry about your head though!

By Howle | 0

#767702 - Monday 11 January 2010 09:22

Excuse me but you're at the wrong blog, this should be on 'made my day'!!! :D I'd be laughing my ass off it that ever happens to me!

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By bluelabeled | 0

#767684 - Monday 11 January 2010 09:16

at least you didn't cause an accident? :) sorry about your head though!

DeepfriedT | 1

#1297322 - Wednesday 25 August 2010 01:42

Not an FML, more just an lol. If it were me I'd probally start laughing.

By JaydnGage | 0

#767686 - Monday 11 January 2010 09:17

this is an fml how?

By mae18_fml | 0

#767689 - Monday 11 January 2010 09:18

omg fyl thats the worst possible thing to ever happen.

By Howle | 0

#767702 - Monday 11 January 2010 09:22

Excuse me but you're at the wrong blog, this should be on 'made my day'!!! :D I'd be laughing my ass off it that ever happens to me!

By PirateMan | 0

#767711 - Monday 11 January 2010 09:25

This FML confused me :s why were you driving in the kitchen? :s

gewt | 4

#769719 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 05:43

its really dangerous to drive in the kitchen isn't it?

luckymay | 0

#957079 - Wednesday 17 March 2010 09:01

hahahahaa #5 that comment confused me at first

By TheMichaelIsFres | 0

#767712 - Monday 11 January 2010 09:25

these so called "fml's" never seem to fail to amaze me

By giosthename | 0

#767723 - Monday 11 January 2010 09:29

Sorry, I'm gonna have to go with "So what?" on this one.

By dissysissy | 0

#767727 - Monday 11 January 2010 09:31

dont worry, people knew that u were sneezing...since it's louder than your honk

By alexgonz | 0

#767734 - Monday 11 January 2010 09:34

how does this suck you just hit your head and honked...

Firetroop | 0

#880185 - Sunday 21 February 2010 11:56

It doesn't have to suck.

SOISOISOISOI | 0

#979112 - Monday 12 April 2010 10:35

its just funny...

By 24788 | 5

#767747 - Monday 11 January 2010 09:40

Not really an FML.

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