Miscellaneous: Today, I sneezed with so much force while I was driving that...

By Hayley - 11/01/2010 03:37 - Canada

Today, I sneezed with so much force while I was driving that I whacked my head on the steering wheel and honked the horn. FML

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Monday 11 January 2010 9:16

at least you didn't cause an accident? :) sorry about your head though!

Howle 0

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Monday 11 January 2010 9:22

Excuse me but you're at the wrong blog, this should be on 'made my day'!!! :D I'd be laughing my ass off it that ever happens to me!

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Monday 11 January 2010 9:16

at least you didn't cause an accident? :) sorry about your head though!

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Wednesday 25 August 2010 1:42

Not an FML, more just an lol. If it were me I'd probally start laughing.

JaydnGage 0

Monday 11 January 2010 9:17

this is an fml how?

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Monday 11 January 2010 9:18

omg fyl thats the worst possible thing to ever happen.

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Monday 11 January 2010 9:22

Excuse me but you're at the wrong blog, this should be on 'made my day'!!! :D I'd be laughing my ass off it that ever happens to me!

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Monday 11 January 2010 9:25

This FML confused me :s why were you driving in the kitchen? :s

gewt 4

Tuesday 12 January 2010 5:43

its really dangerous to drive in the kitchen isn't it?

luckymay 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 9:01

hahahahaa #5 that comment confused me at first

TheMichaelIsFres 0

Monday 11 January 2010 9:25

these so called "fml's" never seem to fail to amaze me

giosthename 0

Monday 11 January 2010 9:29

Sorry, I'm gonna have to go with "So what?" on this one.

dissysissy 0

Monday 11 January 2010 9:31

dont worry, people knew that u were sneezing...since it's louder than your honk

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Monday 11 January 2010 9:34

how does this suck you just hit your head and honked...

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Sunday 21 February 2010 23:56

It doesn't have to suck.

SOISOISOISOI 0

Monday 12 April 2010 22:35

its just funny...

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Monday 11 January 2010 9:40

Not really an FML.

Nearly

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