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masturbate. problem solved

That's why the ladies love me! My secret: I wear a cologne made of pepper. They often buy me gifts afterwards to apologize for the sneezing fits and to thank me for the trip to paradise! Move over, Dr. Love, here comes Dr. Pepper.

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People! Have you not heard of the Urban Legend? It states that if you sneeze seven times in a row, you'll have an orgasm. That's what she's referring to!

/But how exactly is a sneeze anything close to an orgasm??

#62, It's a muscle spasm, with sneezing, its in your chest, and with an orgasm, its in your pubic area.

masturbate. problem solved

^ This is the obvious answer. You may stop reading now and may move on to the next FML.

that's what I was thinking when I was reading this FML. seriously, she could fix that problem.

Not everyone masturbates

*doesn't masterbate* *has sex*

She said "in months" which implies she is NOT a virgin. What's wrong with virgins anyway?

LOL! This goes on my faves.

But isn't a woman orgasm a myth?

Really, from a sneeze. sneezes are unpleasant, masterbate or something. FYL

I don't know what the hell kind of sneezes you have but mine don't even remotely feel close to an orgasm! Ever hear of a vibrator? If you think sneezes are orgasmic wait until you try one of those.

I think she's referring to the urban legend that if you sneeze seven times, you'll have an orgasm or something along the lines of that.

You guys are retarded. It's a known fact that if you sneeze a certain amount of times in a row it induces an orgasm. :l but yeah, get a fb or something.

omg change your pic :o

That is seriously a really creepy pic..

don't be so evil! her pic is fine! a*sholes!!

change that shit

I think number 8 is retarded, snopes has confirmed that this is false. As a person who has allergies I have sneezed way more than 7 times, only satisfaction I got was getting the sneeze out, nothing orgasmic worthy. Maybe you and the OP have sneeze fetishes?

That's why the ladies love me! My secret: I wear a cologne made of pepper. They often buy me gifts afterwards to apologize for the sneezing fits and to thank me for the trip to paradise! Move over, Dr. Love, here comes Dr. Pepper.

pretty lame ^

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Daft_Punk709 ^^^^ pretty lame

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