Intimacy: Today, I slept for the first time with my boyfriend. I'd always...

By lauz - 03/10/2009 12:20 - Australia

Today, I slept for the first time with my boyfriend. I'd always imagined it to be a romantic moment. It turned out that 'Saw 5' was on the TV in the background, and the sex was so fantastically tragic that I ended up watching/listening to it, on the sly. FML

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doubleAbattery 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 22:05

This FML is worded horribly.

keywestlov 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 17:46

wow. horror movies and sex? i dont see what your complaining about! those are awesome things.

jap1198 0

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Saturday 3 October 2009 16:15

I love Saw!

ajninamai 0

Friday 6 November 2009 8:17

Yeah, saw 5 is great :)

toch040 0

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Saturday 3 July 2010 0:50

saw 5 is better than sex

wickedsmart 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 16:19

How is this a FML?? What retard moderated you??

moonlit_manga 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 16:35

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

Bloodknight 22

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Saturday 3 October 2009 16:37

Don't feel bad. So Saw V was more interesting than your BF, FHL, not yours...

keywestlov 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 17:46

wow. horror movies and sex? i dont see what your complaining about! those are awesome things.

ellaterra 1

Saturday 5 November 2011 16:18

Bad sex you mean

ellaterra 1

Saturday 5 November 2011 16:18

Bad sex you mean

aahas7 0

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Saturday 3 October 2009 17:58

Ha ha been there, done that! Only it was Anger Management.

Destinyx 0

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Friday 9 October 2009 17:46

I love that film :D

bcopeland 0

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Saturday 3 October 2009 18:05

um... haven't you ever heard of TiVo... pause it....

Biebz4Lyf10 0

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Thursday 21 July 2011 22:57

maybe OP Doesnt have TiVo, smart one...

Sebastian00 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 19:17

How is this a FML?

stupiddumbblonde 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 19:27

....? What's wrong with that movie? This is DEFINETELLY not fML worthy.

alyzandra 0

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Saturday 3 October 2009 20:10

Really read this people: "the sex was that good that I watched it for a little bit." It's assumed that she was watching the movie, but why is she complaining about watching the movie if the sex was good? This continues to baffle me. Who moderated such a thing?