By lauz - 03/10/2009 12:20 - Australia

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Today, I slept for the first time with my boyfriend. I'd always imagined it to be a romantic moment. It turned out that 'Saw 5' was on the TV in the background, and the sex was so fantastically tragic that I ended up watching/listening to it, on the sly. FML
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doubleAbattery 0

This FML is worded horribly.

keywestlov 0

wow. horror movies and sex? i dont see what your complaining about! those are awesome things.

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I love Saw!

ajninamai 0

Yeah, saw 5 is great :)

saw 5 is better than sex

wickedsmart 0

How is this a FML?? What retard moderated you??

moonlit_manga 0

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

Don't feel bad. So Saw V was more interesting than your BF, FHL, not yours...

keywestlov 0

wow. horror movies and sex? i dont see what your complaining about! those are awesome things.

ellaterra 1

Bad sex you mean

ellaterra 1

Bad sex you mean

Ha ha been there, done that! Only it was Anger Management.

I love that film :D

um... haven't you ever heard of TiVo... pause it....

maybe OP Doesnt have TiVo, smart one...

Sebastian00 0

How is this a FML?

stupiddumbblonde 0

....? What's wrong with that movie? This is DEFINETELLY not fML worthy.

Really read this people: "the sex was that good that I watched it for a little bit." It's assumed that she was watching the movie, but why is she complaining about watching the movie if the sex was good? This continues to baffle me. Who moderated such a thing?

I agree... I can't figure this one out.

UnearthlyEnemy 9

The sex was so fantastically TRAGIC. Meaning it sucked, no pun.

ChuckRebel 0

ya, good one alyzandrafuk. how bout you read that over again dumbass before you say "read this people"... your stupidity has got me raging right now