FML : Today, I slept for the first time with my boyfriend. I'd always imagined it to be a romantic moment. It turned out that 'Saw 5' was on the TV in the background,...

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Today, I slept for the first time with my boyfriend. I'd always imagined it to be a romantic moment. It turned out that 'Saw 5' was on the TV in the background, and the sex was so fantastically tragic that I ended up watching/listening to it, on the sly. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By lauz - / Saturday 3 October 2009 12:20 / Australia

Intimacy

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By keywestlov | 0

#601355 - Saturday 3 October 2009 05:46

wow. horror movies and sex? i dont see what your complaining about! those are awesome things.

By doubleAbattery | 0

#601683 - Saturday 3 October 2009 10:05

This FML is worded horribly.

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By 123e3 | 0

#601228 - Saturday 3 October 2009 04:06

FIRST! AGAIN!

By jap1198 | 0

#601241 - Saturday 3 October 2009 04:15

I love Saw!

ajninamai | 0

#657335 - Friday 6 November 2009 08:17

Yeah, saw 5 is great :)

toch040 | 0

#1055788 - Saturday 3 July 2010 12:50

saw 5 is better than sex

By wickedsmart | 0

#601249 - Saturday 3 October 2009 04:19

How is this a FML?? What retard moderated you??

By moonlit_manga | 0

#601269 - Saturday 3 October 2009 04:35

dam I wasn't first..... oh well life goes on. :)

By Bloodknight | 22

#601272 - Saturday 3 October 2009 04:37

Don't feel bad. So Saw V was more interesting than your BF, FHL, not yours...

By keywestlov | 0

#601355 - Saturday 3 October 2009 05:46

wow. horror movies and sex? i dont see what your complaining about! those are awesome things.

ellaterra | 1

#3545679 - Saturday 5 November 2011 04:18

Bad sex you mean

ellaterra | 1

#3545681 - Saturday 5 November 2011 04:18

Bad sex you mean

By aahas7 | 0

#601369 - Saturday 3 October 2009 05:58

Ha ha been there, done that! Only it was Anger Management.

Destinyx | 0

#612081 - Friday 9 October 2009 05:46

I love that film :D

By bcopeland | 0

#601375 - Saturday 3 October 2009 06:05

um... haven't you ever heard of TiVo... pause it....

Biebz4Lyf10 | 0

#2947149 - Thursday 21 July 2011 10:57

maybe OP Doesnt have TiVo, smart one...

By Sebastian00 | 0

#601455 - Saturday 3 October 2009 07:17

How is this a FML?

By stupiddumbblonde | 0

#601463 - Saturday 3 October 2009 07:27

....? What's wrong with that movie? This is DEFINETELLY not fML worthy.

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