Open it, turn it off, then tape it back up. And for your sake, I hope it's a back massager.

let it run and pray the batteries give out

She wont know you know what it is. couldve started vibrating after you signed for it. just set it in her room and walk away, man! walk away

Just pretend you never heard the package vibrating. That’s much simpler than the optimal solution: Go to the sex shop and get a dildo. Replace the vibrator in the box with the dildo and shove the vibrator up your ass until the batteries die. Your mom will complain about getting the wrong item.

just leave it on her bed and shes just gonna lie to you aboutwhar was inside lol

Schrodinger's vibrator

It's official. Your only option is to buy an unnecessarily loud shirt, a broad hat and grow a moustache, change your name, age and identity, and move to a hot country with a lama named Steve.

Oh it’s not a bumblebee is it

What did you end up doing? Hindsight suggestions - could've you left it outside the door? Do you live with multiple people, in which case just leave the house and she won't know who signed for it? Or, in general just leave and she will hope and assume it started vibrating after anyone had seen it. If you wouldn't usually put parcels in her room, I feel like leaving this one in hers would've been suspicious. Alternatively, you could've opened it, stopped it, and taped it back together as if it was never opened. I doubt it was a vibrator, though. I've ordered some via post in the past, and you usually have to buy batteries separate and this situation wouldn't have happened.

What kind of sex shop delivers toys with batteries included AND in place?