By Anonymous - 27/03/2009 00:02 - United States

Today, I showed up at my boyfriend's work to surprise him by speaking in Spanish, his first language. I've been taking classes secretly. He smiled, kissed me, and then finished telling his friend, in Spanish, that I'm boring and ugly but he's got nothing better going on. FML
I agree, your life sucks 119 060
You deserved it 6 400

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And you should have told his friend in Spanish that your boyfriend has a very small penis but you've been too busy taking Spanish classes to find someone more satisfying.

your bf is a douche.

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your bf is a douche.

well are you ugly and boring?

tu muy es fea y aburrida

this is incorrect

wat if u misunderstood him?

Aw OP, that really sucks. The same thing has happened to me before where my (now ex) gf will insult me in French while not knowing that I was born and raised in France and French is my first language :/ hope everything works out for you and you dump his sorry ass.

I hope you dumped him in Spanish!

Slap, Dump and walk away!

i hope you said something insulting back to him in spanish.

"come mierda" = go eat shit

4 you information you say "come mierda" 2 someone who is rich and been a bitch abut it what you are mean is " vete pa mierda" hahaha... is not the same thing :)

sorry es " vete pa la mierda"

actually, vete pa la mierda = go to the shit, "ve a comer mierda" means go eat shit.

literally translated, yes. but it's all about custom and context. they're used in different situations based on what "proper" not by what translates correctly

Spanish cursing literally translated doesn't sound like it makes any sense at all. The girl was right, it just sounds dumb in English. That doesn't make it wrong...

i take it you dumped him in spanish in front of his friend after that?

You should've said "We're over asshole" in spanish. Then walk away.

Im sure they teach the word asshole in classes

Hey, could happen! My Chinese teacher taught us penis and marijuana

And you should have told his friend in Spanish that your boyfriend has a very small penis but you've been too busy taking Spanish classes to find someone more satisfying.

Hope u dumped him in Spanish

Lol yeah I'm with #5

Only dirty Puerto Ricans would say such a thing. Savages!

i hope you said something witty in spanish, and walked off. What a douchee.

u dumb ass u deserved that one. im sorry u should've said something back .