By friskeyk14 - United States
  Today, I showed my boyfriend a calendar, marked with the number of times we've had sex over the past month. Then followed by a calendar of the month before, which had almost triple the number of hits. I had to point out that our stats need to improve. FML
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  nalia18  |  8

I believe this is OPs fault for lack of "bow chicka wow wow" you know "lets get it on"....
It could also be that your boo loves you so much and wants to get it on but nooo "i need to chart out these calenders"
You realy dont " have" to show him


I would be so weirded out if my hubby/S.O came to me with a sex calendar who keeps the dates marked down? That's just not normal get a life honey, I hope you still have a boyfriend after showing him the sex calendar and how much he's lacking isn't there anything else important in your relationship that it's not all sex? If it's the sex that keeps you guys together it's time to call it quits as that's not love nor a long lasting relationship YDI


I wonder if the op works for some kind of statistics department... Keeping score on a calendar is just weird, though I also wonder if she counts the days twice if they did it twice that day.

  a_nutritionist  |  10

obvious point: its a month. people have low periods, mapping it on a calendar just makes you look like an obsessed psycho. youve also made him feel pressured to perform, so goodluck with that.
by the way, almost triple the number of hits tells me the calendar wasnt blank...and yet youre complaining. YDI.

  pandacruisn30  |  3

I totally agree! Of course right now me and my guy are doing it we have a relationship that is based on other things besides sex. The only thing is that it is very frustrating right now since i really really want it now can not wait for later! Maybe put on some sexy lingerie or watch porn with him to get him in the mood again. I might try that this soon myself.

  DerekBlaskie  |  6

PS. Not all guys need to fuck like rabbits.. Try filling your time with things other then sex.. When you have sex so often it becomes routine, try making love.. Or showing love with other activities...

  22cute  |  17

It's communication. The thing that makes relationships work. She's expressing a desire for more sex & doing it in a clear, quantatative way. She's not trying to seduce him on the spot or set the mood.
Men like you are never satisfied. You want game playing not a real woman.

  Grimmerie  |  31

32 has never been in a relationship with an actual human being.

seriously, a calendar? my solution: spray yourself with copious amounts of sex panther. they've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works - every time.

  ImaginaryFoe  |  0

Stats? I wouldn't be thrilled with this sort of presentation either. Communication is great but method of delivery is important.

If you want more sex, try initiating more sex. Or try telling him what you want, how, when, and where you want it. If he doesn't respond, I doubt charts will change his mind.

  dre_bro11  |  12

4, 32 wouldn't understand that.

And 32, when I started reading that comment, I was actually like 'Hey, sounds like a good point this person has.' towards the end I just wanted to throw my phone.


32 is totally right... I should totally start communicating about what kind of sex life I want with a calender. Or you know, I could just communicate by saying something. I'm fairly certain that most men and women would prefer any other method than just "here are the stats, now lets get busy." *Shows calender*

I find it disturbing that she needs to mark each day she has sex... is this like evidence or something?

  theghost1309  |  11

Ya 32 it may be communication but it's terrible. Instead why not just say hey I want more sex. Quite simple and you shouldn't get any mixups. As for the calendar if it's gotten to that point where she has to present it that way maybe she should switch up what she's doing cause sounds like whatever she's doing isn't right.

  leezach  |  7

I don't think it's that she kept score, cuz of course people are gonna think about how many times they've had sex with their partner recently. It's that she marked it on the calendar, as if after they're done she reaches over and exes out the date. That's a little creepy.

  ck11_fml  |  1

maybe he's more of a "hands on" learner. start walking around the house naked naked and offering head. he'll get the picture and you won't seem so fucking creepy

  bored_blondie  |  8

I keep track on an app on my phone. its for health reasons if something ever happens or if I were to get pregnant. I keep track of where it was and if we used and birth control. OP I do it too. you're not alone.

  CryMoreFMLs  |  14

59 - 15 years old and autitioning for male prostitution. You have now entered my shitlist. You are, once again, why I have no hope for my damned generation and hate a vast majority of you little pricks.

  nocturnal240  |  0

You have a great outlook on life, maybe instead of going on to fml to proclaim your loss of hope for your generation you should go and do something about it instead of whining.

By  SteveTheJanitor  |  6

On the bright side: you had less chance of accidentally on the less month. Unless you were actually trying to get pregnant and that is why you wanted the amount of times to improve