hahahahahaha

Time to Regrow your beard maybe? ...

Maybe use a marker to color over the lighter part..?

use a sharpie :)

Fluorescent beard ftw!

why does every comment have thumbs down? I'm going to thumb up all of these comments just to be a rebel!!!

Well, maybe now you just look "incompletely" ridiculous with the two-tone thing going on...

you could use makeup, lol!! although it may be awkward! lol

time to go tanning!!!

duct tape fixes everything.

that turned my grandma on.

I always wondered if this happened...

Awkward tan lines; we all get them.

next time maybe shave before u get tan?

spray tan :)

OP, common sense?

Reverse goggle tan!

Reverse goggle tan!

You read my mind, 1.

yet another stupid comment to be first.

why? would you shave away your manhood?

all I said was haha ? jeez quit bitching.

Exactly, 142.

exactly. ALL you said was haha.

well said

Use fake beard!

Windex will solve ur issue. Along with everything else u have problems with. From ur sore toe to ur tv not working to cancer.

Well now at least people who don't recognize you clean shaven can see that you once had a beard...

that's what you get for shaving. I hope you and everyone else reading this take something away from this: beards are necessary.

173-
I like the way you think.

Fake tan that bitch.
Also, next time, trim it down gradually instead of shaving it off. Because then at least you'll see what your skin looks like before making a retard out of yourself.

1- my thoughts exactly :)

Congratulations Santa!

santa can get a tan... lol

santa can get a tan... lol

Or he can shave off some hair from Rudolph, and superglue it to his face.

Or he can shave off some hair from Rudolph, and superglue it to his face.

why the hell would Santa have a tan?

The sun reflects off of the snow and gives you a tan.... its like water... if you go swimming in a pool for 4 hours your going to either be sunburned or really tan, because the suns rays get reflected off of the water, and the same goes for snow im the winter...you just dont get as tanned because your bundled up in more clothing than the summer

because then he would be...

*puts shades on*

...San-tana...

yeah, its lame but I did it anyways.

Someday Santa will die. When he does hell will freeze over, at which time Satan will rearrange the letters of his name and become the new Santa. After this a new Satan must be found. The process of finding a new Satan will be televised. The producers of The Satan Apprentice will be multi billionaires

^WIN^ 120

#120 makes a valuable point except the next Satan has already been found ... His name is Charlie Sheen

120 - love the randomness of this :3
187 - I love Charlie sheen :( he is more like a god than satan! winning ;)

Get a life loser

#103 well actually, water absorbs the sun rays and the heat instead of them reflecting off of the water, which is partially why ocean waters are warming up gradually. But this isn't science class, so let's not get into details.

well wot did you expect????

I version of himself without a beard/ very terrible tan line.

I believe the word you're looking for is 'what'.

I'm not sure "wot" he expected... but apparently, this is not "what" he expected.

It's not too late to shave face!

111 you are hottt. wanna hang?

two words: fake tan.

On part of his face. =)

Two more words: Ski mask.

Two words: I can't count

Actually, that made no sense whatsoever. At least it was two words.

17 words: I sit in bed and play with my ass just to pass the time with my friends.

Three words: This is ridiculous

one word: anal

16 words: do I add the words I use to say how many words I used?

10 words: I wonder when the 'c c c c combo breakerrr' will come in...

C-C-C Combo breaker! >:D

Five words: You just lost the game.

seven words, you just lost the game even worse.

Two words: I lost. :(

fuck you....
it's been 7 months.

two words: oompa loompa

I actually counted to see if it was 17 words. fml !

Two words, I'm lost-__-

16- two words: skin cancer.

#16 2 more words. gay comment.

One word: Delfin

2 words: combo breaker.

Four words: I'm the goddamn Batman!

that's definitely a hairy situation...or...not..

Definition of fail...

haha, with a capital F.A.I.L.^

Hope your five o'clock shadow is dark...

That's kinda to be expected.

dye it

his face?

Yes, OP, go dye your chin. Do a reverse MJ.

Yea go dye your face. its the thing now.

are you retarted?

*retarded. You shouldn't question someone else's intelligence if you make yourself look just as dumb in doing so. JS.

I mean...who doesn't....you know...die their chin.

YES

Go buy yourself some spray tan. Apply an extra dark shade on the lighter area, and a lighter shade on the rest of you. Then you'll be orange everywhere.

thats why i never cut my hair super short, because my forehead would be super white