How romantic

Lets just hope OP had a chance to clean up before the garter dance.

Yeah, you know the vows. Till death to us fart, and shit.

Sh*t just got real...

Just no...

Something I could have seen my wife doing.

I'm sure those nearby will understand. You must have been very nervous. But that still sucks OP.

Sounds shitty

Sounds like you better start preparing for the downvotes.

But I think its a perfectly timed and corny/hilarious!

I just picture the will smith scene where he shouts NO and fires his gun whenever I see this type of comment.

How original.

Let's hope it wasn't "corny"

Oh my #68, you just put a horrible image in my head.

I've never heard anything like that before...
Sorry OP.

True love is when you accept no matter how shit your SO...

Well... That started off as a coherent thought, at least...

That sucks in every aspect . Hopefully it wasn't loud and smelly. At least you'll forever have the wedding film to have a good laugh in a few years.

Hopefully it didn't stain through the white dress.....

Actually, I think it blows in every aspect. Farts don't tend to suck.

We need a follow up op! Did it stain the dress? Did people see it? Was it loud enough that people heard? What did you husband do/say? I hope for your sake it was at the end of the wedding and that it didn't stain your dress! Hope you had the opportunity to go and change your underwear or clean up right after! Definite FYL!

Hope you were not wearing white!

Not any more

at least later in the future, you and your spouse can laugh about it

I hope the dress was ok! If it had lots of layers in the skirt it may have survived. In time, this is one you and your new hubby or wife will look back on and laugh at. It's nice to have a nice wedding- but even if the wedding goes wrong, it's the marriage that counts :)