Today, I sent a kinky text message to my boyfriend. Within minutes I got a reply of 'whoever this is, fuck off and give my girlfriend's phone back.' Apparently I'm so bad at writing sexy messages that my boyfriend thought it was a prank from someone who'd stolen my phone. FML
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massivelyskilled
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first, and "YDI". Now, tell me what the fuck "OP" on fmylife means?!?!! Annoys me so badly!!!!
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cloudy01
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Original post
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marinus_fml
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It means "Obviously Phucked"
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hellokat1
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Practice makes perfect! But seriously, how hard can it be?
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mfmylifesrsly
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I agree. I was really good at it at 13....:/
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aussie_gemini
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you were sending sexual texts at 13?
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Hotlanta
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well we know what #13 going to
be like when she gets older hahaha OWNED!
be like when she gets older hahaha OWNED!
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EverybodyHatesCh
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hahaha!!! owned!!!! ooooooo!!
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A7X_LoVeee
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Looks like Freshpie's is talking from experience.
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ydi_4_suking
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freshpie must be from the era when everyone was sexually frustrated
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spearhead
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you mean THIS era??
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xtacticalswarmx
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*coughhoecough* -.-
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xtacticalswarmx
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#13 That is. sorry for the mixup.
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jayalexander
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dang I wish 13 was around when I was 13!
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hellogoodbye1996
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I was good at it when I was 12 so I guess I beat her.
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vistamar
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That's what she said.
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TheWindowLicker
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Well that all depends on what you're referring to when you say "hard"...giggity
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mfmylifesrsly
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yeah I was, i got pressured into that stuff at 13, hense the :/ face. it was a big mistake that I regret. however I didn't have sex until a few years later
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skaterpaige
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WIN #13!! xD lmao!
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SoccerRebel594
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Skaterpaife, please hush. thank you.
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aussie_gemini
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#83 how on earth are you good at sexting at 13 if 1, your pressured into it and 2, you've never had sex? lol
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mfmylifesrsly
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98 - it's called porn
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hellogoodbye1996
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well 13 I do agree it is a. huge mistake in my life also. I'm waiting till I'm married though to have sex. definitely don't need anymore problems.
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aussie_gemini
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porn pressured you into it? lol
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hellogoodbye1996
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no she was saying she new how to talk dirty because she watched porn and pretty much described what she saw. the boys pressured her into it
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Freeze_fml
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This thread is now about hoes sexting.
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TheIrishJaneDoe
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Aah, the ol' Freezerburn. It's good to be back.
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aussie_gemini
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thanks for clearing that up 105#
'that awkward moment when someone doesn't get sarcasm'
'that awkward moment when someone doesn't get sarcasm'
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hellogoodbye1996
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wow! who even cares! I'm not following this thread anymore I'm just gonna live my life before I lose it like all of you guys have done.
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WallyTheWombat
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Apparently it wasn't that hard since he didn't start sexting back.
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xtacticalswarmx
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Aussie Gemini! win xD
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horserider15
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a few years later wow that's I don't even have the right word to describe that
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ScenicSubterfuge
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No, Chris brown already did
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TroII
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Wow that is sad stick to face to face.
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emodude44
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Don't you mean thighs to thighs?
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cassieeeeeee
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haha
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DelilahV
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At least he stood up for her...
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marinus_fml
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It could have been worse. At least you didn't accidentally send it to his father.
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kyanisaurus
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kuz then it would have been "What time?"
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theset3
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like every other story about bad texting on this site
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morgan320
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I'm pretty sure that OP don't have her boyfriend's father's number on her phone.
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Ukeee_X
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I have my boyfriends mother..
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bluegoldfish
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i have my music teacher on my phone. which makes it pretty awkward when someone steals my phone and mass-texts inappropriate things to all my contacts...:
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s3xymoma
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haha
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Riemurasia
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I had that problem with accidentally sending it to my teacher instead of my ex..
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dudeitsdanny
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Solution: Date your teachers ;P
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courtneycookie
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Or your father
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dpaul
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i agree with #4, that woulda been worse
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glitterme
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what did u say
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YacL
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I don't blame you. Some people are just awkward when it comes to that stuff. But yeah, at least you sent it to the right person.
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nickdunbar
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fail....You need to talk like more them
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BellaGoBoom
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Yeah!
What?
What?
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Bassmasterclassi
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less xbox and more reading will help you talk like them.
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EatnBeef
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I just lost 14 IQ points by reading your comment
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doom2
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kinky texts? how about you just say it in person :P
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mabusoden
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you cute. xD
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johnson94
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Woah number 10, it looks like you attract 5 year olds lol
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doom2
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oh shoot! D:
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Death_From_Above
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that kid likes them older women!
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MissBunny25
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25 I have candy... would you like to see that inside of my van? Number 10 will be there. We're going to a pedo's anonymous meeting together >:D
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khaya
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You should not start a kinky message with:
(a) I'm going to stab you.
(b) I am out buying a strap on.
(a) I'm going to stab you.
(b) I am out buying a strap on.
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DboyCorleone
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This
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T3P33_fml
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that could work on me.. huum... my friend! *looks up while whistling*
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enonymous
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Whoa whoa whoa B is a good thing and A is a good thing only after she says B.
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SoccerRebel594
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31 you make me lol
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HeavyMetalViking
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YDI for using gay porn pickup lines on straight guys.
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kyanisaurus
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"Hey, wanna fist..." Oh god.
(a) I'm going to stab you.
(b) I am out buying a strap on.