Today, I sent a kinky text message to my boyfriend. Within minutes...

By ohtheshame - 2/5/2011 08:34

Today, I sent a kinky text message to my boyfriend. Within minutes I got a reply of 'whoever this is, fuck off and give my girlfriend's phone back.' Apparently I'm so bad at writing sexy messages that my boyfriend thought it was a prank from someone who'd stolen my phone. FML

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By marinus_fml | 19

#2445626 - Monday 2 May 2011 16:25

It could have been worse. At least you didn't accidentally send it to his father.

By khaya | 9

#2445726 - Monday 2 May 2011 16:37

You should not start a kinky message with:
(a) I'm going to stab you.
(b) I am out buying a strap on.

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By massivelyskilled | 0

#2445601 - Monday 2 May 2011 16:24

first, and "YDI". Now, tell me what the fuck "OP" on fmylife means?!?!! Annoys me so badly!!!!

cloudy01 | 0

#2445628 - Monday 2 May 2011 16:26

Original post

marinus_fml | 19

#2445637 - Monday 2 May 2011 16:27

It means "Obviously Phucked"

By hellokat1 | 0

#2445608 - Monday 2 May 2011 16:24

Practice makes perfect! But seriously, how hard can it be?

mfmylifesrsly | 29

#2445746 - Monday 2 May 2011 16:41

I agree. I was really good at it at 13....:/

aussie_gemini | 5

#2445878 - Monday 2 May 2011 17:08

you were sending sexual texts at 13?

Hotlanta | 5

#2446045 - Monday 2 May 2011 17:37

well we know what #13 going to
be like when she gets older hahaha OWNED!

EverybodyHatesCh | 0

#2446152 - Monday 2 May 2011 18:02

hahaha!!! owned!!!! ooooooo!!

A7X_LoVeee | 10

#2446228 - Monday 2 May 2011 18:20

Looks like Freshpie's is talking from experience.

ydi_4_suking | 20

#2446268 - Monday 2 May 2011 18:26

freshpie must be from the era when everyone was sexually frustrated

spearhead | 5

#2446477 - Monday 2 May 2011 19:15

you mean THIS era??

xtacticalswarmx | 0

#2446909 - Monday 2 May 2011 20:57

*coughhoecough* -.-

xtacticalswarmx | 0

#2446920 - Monday 2 May 2011 20:59

#13 That is. sorry for the mixup.

jayalexander | 7

#2447195 - Monday 2 May 2011 22:47

dang I wish 13 was around when I was 13!

hellogoodbye1996 | 6

#2447719 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 0:12

I was good at it when I was 12 so I guess I beat her.

vistamar | 3

#2447992 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 1:02

That's what she said.

TheWindowLicker | 13

#2448056 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 1:08

Well that all depends on what you're referring to when you say "hard"...giggity

mfmylifesrsly | 29

#2448252 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 1:26

yeah I was, i got pressured into that stuff at 13, hense the :/ face. it was a big mistake that I regret. however I didn't have sex until a few years later

skaterpaige | 3

#2448640 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 2:07

WIN #13!! xD lmao!

SoccerRebel594 | 0

#2449445 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 3:57

Skaterpaife, please hush. thank you.

aussie_gemini | 5

#2449657 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 4:25

#83 how on earth are you good at sexting at 13 if 1, your pressured into it and 2, you've never had sex? lol

mfmylifesrsly | 29

#2449665 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 4:26

98 - it's called porn

hellogoodbye1996 | 6

#2449922 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 4:56

well 13 I do agree it is a. huge mistake in my life also. I'm waiting till I'm married though to have sex. definitely don't need anymore problems.

aussie_gemini | 5

#2449961 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 5:05

porn pressured you into it? lol

hellogoodbye1996 | 6

#2450081 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 5:25

no she was saying she new how to talk dirty because she watched porn and pretty much described what she saw. the boys pressured her into it

Freeze_fml | 16

#2451263 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 7:52

This thread is now about hoes sexting.

TheIrishJaneDoe | 8

#2451281 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 7:59

Aah, the ol' Freezerburn. It's good to be back.

aussie_gemini | 5

#2451317 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 8:14

thanks for clearing that up 105#

'that awkward moment when someone doesn't get sarcasm'

hellogoodbye1996 | 6

#2451650 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 9:57

wow! who even cares! I'm not following this thread anymore I'm just gonna live my life before I lose it like all of you guys have done.

WallyTheWombat | 0

#2453075 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 18:23

Apparently it wasn't that hard since he didn't start sexting back.

xtacticalswarmx | 0

#2455391 - Wednesday 4 May 2011 3:16

Aussie Gemini! win xD

horserider15 | 3

#2775900 - Tuesday 28 June 2011 3:32

a few years later wow that's I don't even have the right word to describe that

ScenicSubterfuge | 39

#5584187 - Wednesday 17 July 2013 4:33

No, Chris brown already did

By TroII | 0

#2445614 - Monday 2 May 2011 16:24

Wow that is sad stick to face to face.

emodude44 | 0

#2446104 - Monday 2 May 2011 17:51

Don't you mean thighs to thighs?

cassieeeeeee | 0

#2446956 - Monday 2 May 2011 21:07

haha

DelilahV | 0

#3477181 - Sunday 23 October 2011 18:12

At least he stood up for her...

By marinus_fml | 19

#2445626 - Monday 2 May 2011 16:25

It could have been worse. At least you didn't accidentally send it to his father.

kyanisaurus | 0

#2445777 - Monday 2 May 2011 16:48

kuz then it would have been "What time?"

theset3 | 0

#2445814 - Monday 2 May 2011 16:55

like every other story about bad texting on this site

morgan320 | 0

#2445839 - Monday 2 May 2011 16:58

I'm pretty sure that OP don't have her boyfriend's father's number on her phone.

Ukeee_X | 19

#2446301 - Monday 2 May 2011 18:35

I have my boyfriends mother..

bluegoldfish | 7

#2446351 - Monday 2 May 2011 18:52

i have my music teacher on my phone. which makes it pretty awkward when someone steals my phone and mass-texts inappropriate things to all my contacts...: