You can thank him for giving you full blown mind AIDS. Something you can never get rid of. End the cycle people.

Too bad we can never get rid of your horrible comments.

Yet, most are upvoted tons. Seems like you have an unhealthy obsession with me. Kind of flattered actually.

Here we go with you getting your panties in a bunch. Your comment is bad and more than 10 people agree, so get over it. Seems like you get your validation from likes...quite sad actually. I love how my comments always get you so angry! Feel free to message me another hateful message.

It might not have been an outstanding comment... but dude, chill out... the only one it seems who has their panties in a bunch would be you.... it's a comment... on FML... not the end of the world....

Sounds like he's been having a good time, good for him.

What?! My birds and the bees talk didn't include anything about BDSM

Sorry you had to hear all that OP. Somethings should just be left unspoken.

Look on the bright side, now you know what to be cautious of if you're ever interested in joining a bdsm group

Sadly, not as many groups teach people how to "negotiate" and "verify" the status of people they play/are intimate with. I'm glad I found a group that teaches those things and it worked out really well.

Maybe sharing isn't caring in this situation

So I'm guessing you refrained from calling him Daddy?

(I'm sorry.)

haha took the words right out of my mouth!! I was just about to comment that! :D

Seriously people here in fml downvote for absolutely stupid reasons like why would you downvote #11?

The FML community is pretty erratic with their comment-voting. Hell, someone can comment that their dog died and they'd still get buried.
But hey! I love this app/website!
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Because someone else already said it. If #11 agrees, then #11 should upvote. Nobody cares that #11 was going to say the same thing.

I totally agree with #27. Just upvote if you think the same thing; you don't need to comment. That's unnecessary.

When he asked his Mistress to punish him for being a "bad boy" I'm pretty sure an STD was not what he meant. I think they're doing it wrong.

I approve of your sense of humor

An STD from BDSM? That's TMI and you're gonna need ECT to erase the PTSD!

What?

A sexuxally transmitted disease? That's too much information and you will need electroconvulsive therapy to get rid of the Post Traumatic Stress Disorder

I didn't know BDSM stood for "Big Disease Sharing Mob"