By Anonymous - 01/10/2015 12:16 - United Kingdom - Milton Keynes

Today, I saw my ex boyfriend walking down the street in my direction. I've put on a bunch of weight since we broke up, so I turned to look in the nearest shop window, hoping he wouldn't notice. Unfortunately he did see me, looking straight at a KFC. FML
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cameron6731 13
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Who cares? He is your ex

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Scotth901 22
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That seems ridiculous. You should be proud of who you are, and you should flaunt your happiness in front of him to make him miss you. Way to go OP :)

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Scotth901 22
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That seems ridiculous. You should be proud of who you are, and you should flaunt your happiness in front of him to make him miss you. Way to go OP :)

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stingray112 24
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Doesn't sound like she's to happy too me

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TheLadyOpal 30
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It's hard to flaunt what you haven't got.

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Scotth901 22
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But if you pretend to be happy in front of him, he will be miserable and try to get her back, putting op back on the moral high ground.

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laden_swallow09 34
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Yeeeeaaaah, that's not how it works, 22.

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JKPwnage 26
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It said that she's put on weight. Weight that's put on can be lost. Not for beauty standards, fuck those, but for physical health

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ZoePapillon 16
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Do you think real life is Disney or something?

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R2Y2 22
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If you want your ex to feel like shit, well I'm pretty sure that puts you on the moral low ground. In fact, if you want anyone to feel like shit then it does. The fuck is wrong with you?

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LaxGuy26 12
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I mean if she did do that to try to make him miss her she would be kind of an ass. But the rest yeah.

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Scotth901 22
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Well excuse me for trying to express a nice sentiment. Sorry for trying, damn :(

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nanner6206 24
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she didn't say she wanted him to feel bad. she didn't want to be seen by him and feel humiliated. She's clearly ashamed of her weight gain.

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cameron6731 13
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Who cares? He is your ex

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gogo44444 28
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Yeah he's your ex for a reason!

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katachristic 19

hopefully not cause of her weight. that would be awkward.

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bvo_27 14
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I kinda understand/relate. If I see my ex, I put on airs in front of her as if I've been having the time of my life since after the break up. I guess to make them seem like they aren't worth your time anymore?Something like that.

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born_hustla 26

Well, hum...FYI I offer online personal training if interested. Obviously you're not too happy with the extra pounds you've put on! Let's get started!

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fakedsincerity 32
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lol seriously? advertising on FML is the most ridiculous thing I've seen all day. xD

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RodzillaX 30
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Business must be booming...

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liv1222 29
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Sorry op that sucks a lot. Hopefully he wasn't rude.

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Iwannarock1 19

Rude, why? He's relieved.

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pleasedie 22

And you care why ? Only thing that should matter is that you feel good about yourself, not his opinion of you or your appearance

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Earl_KarmasBitch 32
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In an ideal world, perhaps. But for most people, looking happy, rich and successful when an ex sees you is important, especially if it was the other person who ended it. It's that whole "The best revenge is living well" thing.

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fakedsincerity 32
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Rock those new curves! Or work hard to get whatever body shape you feel most confident with. (:

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Angelkisses130 26
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I understand everyone saying she should be proud and I agree but you have to keep in mind that us girls are really self conscious, sometimes for no reason. Plus, who really wants to talk to their ex anyways? It doesn't seem like they were friends, and to be honest I probably would have done the same thing as OP

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shemademedoit 20
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^ I see your pov 0.0

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christopherwilli 14
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Well I hope he was mature enough not to say anything rude

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angelitared 27
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That's so funny!

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beeferjay 34
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maybe lay off the guilt twinkies so next time you'll be more confident and show him what he's missing

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MagnusDeus 24
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I know people will hate you for saying that, but admittedly it made me laugh.

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fuckedPriceless 17
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People will hate him for it because people hate to hear the truth. Honestly, if you aren't happy with your body then change it. if you don't change it, then obviously it isn't THAT important to you. You make your choices, own them.

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