By Rosie J. - 10/11/2016 02:45 - United States - Leawood
Today, I saw an older gentleman running through my store. I wasn't sure why he was running towards the front door until I looked at the floor and saw a poop trail behind him. The trail went from the front of the store all the way to the back of the store. Guess who had to get the mop and bucket. FML
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By  SOILEDIT  |  51

All "shitty situation" puns aside for once, it sounds far more like an FML for the older gentlemen for having to be embarrassed over something that he can't help. Poor guy.

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  manofmerr  |  27

I have heard tell of a sentient snake that will banish you to another plane of existence if you make a shit pun. I personally think its made up. Somebody should make a shit pun to prove me right.

By  ADBurns  |  22

As much as I feel bad for you OP, I feel worse for the old man..