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By spiderwoman - 15/04/2011 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I saw a spider crawling across a poster in my bedroom, so I smacked the spot below it to scare the spider into climbing back up the wall. Instead, because the poster wasn't completely flat to the wall, I catapulted the spider straight into my face. FML

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Leave spiders to chill

By Anonymous - 17/12/2020 14:07

Today, I saw a spider in my room. I got a piece of paper to try and put it outside. As I reached, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to smack where the spider was - my face. I fell on the floor disoriented. The spider got away. FML

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Adapt, improvise, overcome

By Arthur B. - 24/09/2019 12:01

Today, I saw a spider in my kitchen. Freaked, but trying to be humane, I held out a piece of paper so it would climb on, and I would then put it outside. However, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to whack at where the spider was - my face. I stumbled around, disoriented; the spider got away. FML

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By lexii - 05/05/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, while trying to kill a spider in my kitchen, I thought it would be wise to throw a bottle at it. The bottle hit the wall, bounced off the fridge and hit me in the face. The lucky spider crawled away, and is surely still laughing somewhere. FML

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By jillydark6609 - 19/09/2010 06:21 - United States

Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2011 06:55 - United States

Today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I looked up and saw a spider on my cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. FML

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He was just chillin'

By Anonymous - 04/07/2021 13:59

Today, I was taking a shower when I noticed the huge spider above my head. Now, being the smart person I am, I sprayed the water up at it, causing it to fall. Right on my face. FML

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You deserved it 1 028

Juicy breakfast

By Anonymous - 07/01/2022 01:01 - Canada - Warman

Today, I woke up to a spider crawling across my face. I was so shocked that my new house had spiders, I jumped up out of bed, only to slip on the floor and land face down onto the bed. Wouldn't you know it, right where the spider was at that point. I can still taste the juice I squished out of it. FML

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By Jesus - 27/09/2011 02:03 - Canada

Today, I saw what I thought was a spider. Wanting to kill it as quickly as possible, I smacked my hand against the wall with force. It was a nail. FML

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You deserved it 32 026

By eebie jeebies - 30/05/2016 15:31 - United States - Cypress

Today, a spider crawled across my arm. After a quick dance in a fit of panic, I managed to scramble onto my bed. I thought I would stand up to see if I could spot the spider and maybe kill it. I was then promptly knocked unconscious by my ceiling fan. FML

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Monster in my bathroom

By Thescarlettfox - 16/02/2020 01:00

Today, I saw a big, black spider on the floor of my bathroom. I promptly jumped up on the toilet seat, slipped off, and slammed my head against the wall. The best part? It was a tuft of my hair. FML

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WithaKay 4

Friday 15 April 2011 19:33

Why were you trying to get it to climb up the wall? You should've just killed the thing.

BWill9014 4

Friday 15 April 2011 19:43

And this is why I fear spiders... because thy can jump on you :l

Comments

SpRiTzSpLaSh 7

Sunday 17 April 2011 4:32

HAHA omg.

MrIncredibleSME 3

Sunday 17 April 2011 7:10

You're dumb.

X_o_X_ocutie 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 23:24

omg just squish the damn thing and go on with your life

jess6blondie9 2

Monday 18 April 2011 4:39

I would have pissed myself. That's scary stuff.

cbear67 0

Monday 18 April 2011 18:26

one bite from Aracnicousdeathicus...

Dreamcatcher619 6

Tuesday 19 April 2011 4:32

yum!

gabestar 4

Tuesday 19 April 2011 8:12

Oh gosh i hate spiders either.

Euronymous93 29

Thursday 12 September 2013 6:01

Who taught you English, #101?

harmonyluffs 4

Thursday 14 July 2011 4:48

win

beastlyboy 3

Tuesday 6 September 2011 4:26

OP thats not an fml

baconandkittens 10

Sunday 25 March 2012 0:43

Oh geez, that sucks! One time I totally was trying to be nice to a spider and it ended up flying into my eye. Thats when I realized you can't be nice to spiders, you gotta kill 'em all, before they get you! XD