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Today, I saw a picture of my creepy uncle and me on Facebook, which he had captioned "me and my woman," and posted several lewd comments on. I guess he forgot I'm his friend on Facebook. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 25 February 2012 21:19 / Virgin Islands British
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By  Manveer  |  0

Dont talk bout your man like that

By  brittk23  |  0

Everyone has that ONE creepy uncle right?

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By  Manveer  |  0

Dont talk bout your man like that

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  MagicGiraffe  |  12

No, he didn't forget that your his friend

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  juicystar777  |  4

omg! that's so creepy. protect yourself while you can. this can be the first step to something horrible he may do to you. he might rape you or kidnap you. you need to tell an adult or the police while you still can! :O

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  juicystar777  |  4

i should take a pic of myself with a plastic bag over my head because y'all always say something about me being blonde! annywho, i'm not being a dramatic. it's better to be safe than sorry :/

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#57 - "It's better to be safe than sorry." Is that your fucking catchphrase?

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  juicystar777  |  4

where's all this hate coming from? i apologize for trying to be nice & prevent something bad from happening?

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  chlorinegreen  |  27

Geez. She's right, this guy is a creep and if he's willing to say his niece is his gf he's probably willing to do a lot more. I probably wouldnt tell the police yet since he technically hasn't done anything yet. But definitely your parents. I'm sorry people are so mean to you. That's just how people are sometimes. Try and not let it get you down.

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  nerobluerose  |  10

Why are there so many people dissing her? There indeed is such a thing as molestation by family. It is not unheard of and it seems completely possible to OP. She really should talk to her mother and father and possibly think of getting a restraining order against said uncle. Things like this happen every day. Be careful

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  Calyx_fml  |  21

79, Please do.

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  Manveer  |  0

What's with everyone replying to the top comment?

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  mightybrit  |  6

I don't understand why everyone is picking on juicystar. If you read her comments she was only just being nice. What is she supposed to say haha sucks to be you? I mean come on, she was only giving friendly advice. So calm down people :)

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  ninjadinos  |  14

You should take a picture of the screen, just in case he realizes his mistake and changes it. I know that sounds weird, but if ever gets to the point where you need to report him you will want some sort of proof.

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  Sebastian_NG  |  16

The reason is that her overreaction and assumption of the worst is totally uncalled for.

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  Tsunami87  |  17

I support jucystar short of calling the police +- a random adult. Definitely tell your family though. It's worrying that he thinks of you in that sick way. What does he like to do to his girls? What would he like to do to you? *shivers*

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  nalia18  |  8

LIm just saying, adding in "he might rape you" is very uncalled for. I know you probubly didn't think when you wrote that but joking around about something like that is very rude. Don't scare the poor girl, i would just tell which parent's side hes on and get his ass disowned!

By  brittk23  |  0

Everyone has that ONE creepy uncle right?

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Mine is my husbands uncle. Socially awkward and creepy. He posted on his Facebook a link to a porn website with "Wishing you a Horny Christmas" -_- and the proceeded to like a bunch of my pictures via Zoosk

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  Meowingtons500  |  18

134- For my family, usually the uncles are either perverted and or have alcohol dependencies, or are super awesome. Many of aunties at times are wicked, vicious, real house-wives type, flat out meanies. But that's just my family. (:

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No creepy uncle here. They are just stoners. One creepy aunt though and a cousin who stalked me and wrote love poems and asked me out though. Oh the joys of messed up families. :p Oh and yes, I collect skulls and I'm still more normal then most of my family. Probably a sad statement there lol

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  rawr_ily96  |  24

I know this is a year late, but I just wanted to add a creepy uncle. My boyfriend's brother's girlfriend's uncle once came up to me and my boyfriend's sister, tried to squeeze my boobs, then said we are definitely old and good looking enough to get with him for some fun. We were at a fair my city has called Chickfest. I would not leave my boyfriend's side for the rest of the day, and she wouldn't leave hers. We were scared shitless of that man.

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  MrSassypants  |  31

Especially for OP's uncle. Uncle - "Ok woman, gather around for a picture"." Niece - "Why?" Uncle - "To show people on Facebook how many bitches I got." Niece - "Sorry, didn't catch that." Uncle - "I said to show my friends me and my wonderful nieces." Niece - "Seems legit. Okay gather around!" Uncle's face : (^_^)/

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  rattusrattus  |  18

So's being a creepy fucker, related or not. I'm gonna go sacrifice a goat to the gods in thanks for my family being non-creepy, even if they are batshit at times.

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  ImTheAlpha  |  30

51- I personally døn't like body builders, plus if someone wants to see his abs they should chat with him and ask. I'm a girl whø is NØT fat, by the way.

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  Cazzybum  |  11

That's fairly easy going on the scale of body building, given what mutants the high end contestants look like. I think its a decent set of muscles that obviously took work to achieve. Oh, and OP needs to report her uncle to her family.

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  docscientist  |  9

What, did people somehow not get what I said? If the uncle is so through marriage, he's not related to her by blood. Hopefully that's not the simple concept people missed in my other comment.

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  AmbrosiaWriter  |  17

Because if the uncle were married to the "blood-related aunt" then I don't think he'd be putting up pictures of him with his niece saying "Me and my woman." Considering his wife would more than likely see it and freak out. Though you are correct, if a man were to marry (for example) the OP's father's sister (blood aunt), it would not be incest between him and said OP. However, I seriously doubt she A) wants that kind of attention for him, and B) that he's related through marriage due to the previous reasoning.

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  docscientist  |  9

138 - that's still assuming the wife isnt dead, nor the uncle isn't controlling of his wife, or he simply doesn't care. There's a lot to assume without information, and I was originally making a quip.

By  ashl123  |  19

Comment on it and refer to him as your sexy beast

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