FML : Today, I saw a cute guy on the bus. I smiled at him and he smiled back. After a couple of stops, he got off the bus. He bumped into me, turned around,...

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Today, I saw a cute guy on the bus. I smiled at him and he smiled back. After a couple of stops, he got off the bus. He bumped into me, turned around, apologized, and winked. I stood there feeling good about myself. Then I realized he stole my wallet. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By anythingjean - / Monday 25 May 2009 21:46 / Canada

Transportation

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By p0kegeek | 4

#231301 - Tuesday 26 May 2009 2:31

Look on the bright side. If he uses your credit cards, you can meet up with him when he's arrested.

By Lisimal | 7

#231280 - Tuesday 26 May 2009 2:28

The acts of seduction...

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By NightMareLife | 8

#231268 - Tuesday 26 May 2009 2:27

Ouch.. FYL number 1!

TOASTMASTAR | 0

#998584 - Thursday 20 May 2010 7:15

victoria4161993 | 0

#1019208 - Friday 4 June 2010 19:00

carry a purse it's helpful and people can't steal your stuff with out going in your purse

Chanti_fml | 26

#5879683 - Sunday 9 March 2014 0:06

Generally thieves won't care much stealing out of purses... And if they are good you won't notice that either.

By Broekemania | 0

#231271 - Tuesday 26 May 2009 2:28

I hope it was a good bump.

Lulu714 | 0

#1100662 - Saturday 17 July 2010 7:24

bahaha no kidding. he better be totally sexy if he stole ur wallet

By phillynena | 0

#231272 - Tuesday 26 May 2009 2:28

that totally sux...but its funny FYL he played the shit outta u

By Duckasaurus | 0

#231274 - Tuesday 26 May 2009 2:28

Another person said "proceeds" guys.

Darraghscoot | 0

#908917 - Wednesday 3 March 2010 0:17

haha your so right :L ever hear when peaople say i jamp? as past tense of jump

By Mexistache | 0

#231279 - Tuesday 26 May 2009 2:28

lol that sucks for you ( If I hadn't stopped to read it I would have been first XD )

By Lisimal | 7

#231280 - Tuesday 26 May 2009 2:28

The acts of seduction...

By Yulia_fml | 0

#231284 - Tuesday 26 May 2009 2:30

The cute ones are always up to no good!

By hatehereyes | 0

#231285 - Tuesday 26 May 2009 2:30

There was something like this before.

Someone was feeling his ass and right before he was about to step on the guys foot the bus stopped and the guy walked out and he didn't realize until a couple stops later that the guy was stealing his wallet.