Miscellaneous: Today, I sat at work for 8 hours daydreaming about the homemade...

By HolyRavioli - 21/03/2016 17:37 - United Kingdom

Today, I sat at work for 8 hours daydreaming about the homemade 4 cheese ravioli I would come home to after spending 3 hours making it from scratch the night before. When I finally got home and heated the ravioli, I dropped it all over my feet, giving me second degree burns. FML

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Same thing different taste

By firecrotch - 04/06/2010 05:36 - United States

Today, I work at a pizza place and one of my jobs is to spoon crushed red pepper into bags. After I finished this, without thinking to wash my hands first, I used the bathroom. It still burns. FML

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By newcomer - 12/04/2017 05:00 - Canada - Kingston

Today, to treat the family, I cooked something nice in appreciation for sticking it out over the past few tough months. Unfortunately, I chose this one day to not wear my oven mitts when carrying the food to the table, spilling the food all over the carpeted floor. FML

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By DarrenP - 03/08/2019 22:00 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I got a burn on my foot from a Pot Noodle I didn't even want. FML

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You deserved it 154

By loserr - 28/02/2014 17:13 - United States - Highland Park

Today, I made myself a hot pocket for lunch. I managed to scald myself on the red-hot cheese, and at the same time bite into the center, which was somehow still frozen solid. FML

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By Lexi - 31/10/2009 20:15 - France

Today, after telling my best friend an idiot could make Kraft Dinner, I spilled boiling water all over my hands and forearms while attempting to strain the noodles. FML

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You deserved it 36 242

Mush

By Tired Tater - 05/06/2023 20:00 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, I over-boiled some potatoes. I was having a bad day and this tipped me over the edge. I burst into tears and threw the potatoes all over my kitchen. I then stomped on the piping hot potatoes. The bottoms of my feet are blistered and still feel like they’re burning. FML

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You deserved it 1 415

By welp - 28/10/2015 04:11 - United States - Belton

Today, I was making a homemade pizza for myself. I've been unhappy lately, so I arranged the pepperoni in the shape of a smiley face to cheer myself up. The pizza burned. FML

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Not my day, is it?

By ouch. - 10/12/2018 09:30 - United States - Stamford

Today, I was washing the dishes when I gave myself a nasty gash on my leg from the open dishwasher door. After five minutes of cleaning up the blood and wrapping it up, I came back to finish the job only to drop a plate and send broken shards into my foot. FML

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You deserved it 341

No tip for you

By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 06:34 - United States

Today, I was feeling sick but went into my waitressing job because I'd already missed 3 days this week. I was dizzy and managed to spill a tray of drinks all over the customers. Then, when their food was done, I tripped and spilled hot chili all over the man's lap. FML

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You deserved it 11 973

Now we're cooking

By Anonymous - 05/05/2023 15:00 - Canada

Today, I made homemade pasta from scratch. I spent hours kneading the dough, rolling it out, and cutting it into perfect strips. When I went to cook it, I realized that I forgot to add salt to the dough. The pasta tasted like damp cardboard. FML

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You deserved it 252

AyeTee77 18

Monday 21 March 2016 23:00

They don't want you to have ravioli.

swaglesshipster 23

Monday 21 March 2016 23:04

Mr. Crab robot "Ravioli, Ravioli, give me the formuoli"

Comments

zebra3_fml 7

Monday 21 March 2016 23:55

Life has a way of bitch slapping you. This is one of those instances.

warrior2 20

Tuesday 22 March 2016 0:01

Oh no!!! I would've cried.

ayylmaoo 6

Tuesday 22 March 2016 0:05

Should have let it cool in your pocketoli

ulissey_fml 22

Tuesday 22 March 2016 0:05

Otherwise known as Murphy's Lawsagna.

ro1lola 5

Tuesday 22 March 2016 0:47

This might be the best thing I've ever read in my life :)

kwilkens 15

Tuesday 22 March 2016 2:32

I didn't come here looking for this, but I'm so glad I found it.

LyricaSilvan 29

Wednesday 23 March 2016 7:27

15, you are one clever person.

AmericanBadAss 21

Tuesday 22 March 2016 0:18

Do you think it might've been that 4th cheese that made it too heavy?

MrKdv 14

Tuesday 22 March 2016 0:18

I still would've eaten it.

rldostie 19

Tuesday 22 March 2016 0:38

Not going to lie, I would've scraped that shit off my seared skin and ate it anyways. That's too long of time invested to not eat it.

SixthSinEnvy 39

Tuesday 22 March 2016 8:35

At the very least the effort demands a few bites, even if it's long past 5 seconds.

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 22 March 2016 0:39

Perhaps prepare and cook the same night?

shutupmichaela 18

Tuesday 22 March 2016 5:08

but they worked for 8 hours beforehand and it takes 3 hours to prepare, it's just not practical my friend

Kiernan151 25

Tuesday 22 March 2016 5:19

39, 18 probably means op should cook it on a day off

lukian_fml 29

Tuesday 22 March 2016 0:45

Five second rule! It's still good!

chosha_fml 26

Tuesday 22 March 2016 0:47

3 hours? You wouldn't last long on Masterchef.

trollcrusher 17

Tuesday 22 March 2016 7:40

Then it's a good thing OP is probably just a regular human that cooks to feed themself, and doesn't need to be concerned with competitive cooking or something irrelevant like that.