Today, I rode the public bus. When I got off, I put my hood up only to discover that the old man who sat behind me had used my hood as a trashcan for his gum and used Kleenex. I can't get the gum out of my hair. FML
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allard
| 14
It's gonna happen eventually, so here it is....
'What a sticky situation'
There, done.. I said it.
'What a sticky situation'
There, done.. I said it.
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IceeCreamm
| 7
Bold patches are in nowadays
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AlexanderSilver
| 0
8- I like mine in italics.
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YourEvilHero
| 12
I was gonna comment on this but I want to say that my cat just came up to my face while I was laying in bed and drooled on my lip. fml.
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DaniPandi
| 22
Anybody know what YourEvilHero said?
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tennisrapper1
| 14
Sigh* people these days... XD
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Damn_Hippster
| 11
Well i think YourEvilHero said I'm a massive wiener and I hope my comment gets moderated.
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ScaughtieHolden
| 11
You got off on a public bus?! Sick bastard!
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mdtdnb
| 7
Someone had to say this too...
Oh I see what you did there!
:D
Oh I see what you did there!
:D
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FarSide
| 22
I wonder what the old fart blew into the Kleenex...
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ShazzRandom
| 7
Surprised His dentures weren't in with the gum.. I would've been laughing at him
Then :)
Then :)
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ShazzRandom
| 7
Thale laughing is at the old man. He then wouldn't be able to chew gum..
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amoscore
| 5
Why do you have to assume all old people use dentures?
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graham11
| 14
2- you are an evil creature.
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Wangan_Warrior
| 9
A day in the life of Oscar the Grouch...
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cocodecoeur
| 12
Sooo, planning for a new haircut?
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graham11
| 14
Are you actually a "mister"? Because that's what your profile says...
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graham11
| 14
Are you actually a "mister"? Because that's what your profile says...
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sammy92
| 0
Op doesn't need to cut out the gum. Use peanut butter!
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graham11
| 14
Stupid stupid double double post post
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mea_iloveskiing
| 26
Why was he on the school bus?
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mea_iloveskiing
| 26
Oh sorry, public bus to school*
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Enslaved
| 36
I thought the same thing until I read your comment.(: The mind see, what the mind see. I first processed it as "public school bus". Lol
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mea_iloveskiing
| 26
Now it says only public bus :)
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4realz226
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In the city alot of times they don't have school buses, they walk or take a public bus.
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4realz226
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Op doesn't say anything about school anyways!
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truthurt47
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iliketurdles
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Old people are allowed on the public school bus?
Wtf?
Wtf?
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truthurt47
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OP didn't say school bus. Public bus on the way to school
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Wangan_Warrior
| 9
'Public bus to school' and 'public school bus are two different things. Js
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wordbigbird
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No doubt you like turtles, your brain obviously operates as slow as one
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iliketurdles
| 7
Oh. Pardon me, it's still a little early for a Sunday morning.
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Xx_Dakota_xX
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I hear ya 28
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Xx_Dakota_xX
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26*
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rainbo955
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12 - no where is school mentioned in the FML.
You know people use a public bus to get around town, the the store, to work, etc.
You know people use a public bus to get around town, the the store, to work, etc.
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Xx_Dakota_xX
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75- thxs for stating the obvious and I think 12 said the FML didn't say school bus lets pay attention next time?
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
Zombie kid strikes again! Haha
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graham11
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7- you are lucky the other commenters already pointed out the obvious to you. If I had commented first, I would've included a smart ass explanation that the old man was not on a school bus. Consider yourself lucky!!
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allard
| 14
100 - Because we all care about your opinion on 7's honest mistake.
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DooleyFTW
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Why can't people ever just put chewing gum in a bin and not in disgusting places like under tables and in people's hoods? It's such a filthy habit!
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DjeePee
| 24
Hey, I swallow my chewing gum. It has been said that it isn't a good habit either, but I'm still alive!
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wordbigbird
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It stays in your system for YEARS you should listen to whoever told you that, wouldn't want to blow a bubble next time you drop the kids off at the pool
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BlanketHogger
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No, actually it goes right through you. It would take years to digest. Bam you learned something
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DooleyFTW
| 17
Yeah I heard the staying in your system thing is a myth but it can lead to severe constipation in some cases!
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Blueglasscup
| 18
Ugh that's disgusting... I can see why Singapore's decided to ban gum.
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Enslaved
| 36
Holy Hell. I had to google to see just what you were talking about. You learn something new everyday!
My friend visited Cuba and a little boy offered up his sister in exchange for the used piece of gum in his mouth. So sad. I thought that was the same reason for Singapore's band.
My friend visited Cuba and a little boy offered up his sister in exchange for the used piece of gum in his mouth. So sad. I thought that was the same reason for Singapore's band.
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wordbigbird
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22- yea I checked that out too that is fucked. To help with your learning everyday, skydiving without a parachute in Canada is ILLEGAL, same with feeding beer to a mouse ( stereotype much?)
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Enslaved
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How will they press charges if you're dead after skydiving? Lol
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rattusrattus
| 18
Yeah, well... drunk mice. They know how to party: noisily and with vandalism to public property.
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Arxikist
| 3
We have our ways.
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UniquelyMine
| 0
It was banned here a long time ago!
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cBlackout
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I don't think I could live without gum..
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Daydreemdie
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Well it seems like your in a sticky situation ( no pun intend ) :)
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CuteGinger
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Pun completely intended.
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death_dolphin24
| 0
Dumbass...
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monkeysareyummy
| 0
That awkward moment when #1 has already said that.
'What a sticky situation'
There, done.. I said it.