By Jeanine - 29/05/2009 01:32 - United States

Today, I returned to my apartment to find everything reduced to ashes, hidden in black clouds of smoke. Turns out there was a blackout, and my fiancé lit a candle on top of a stack of all our wedding papers. When he smelled the smoke, he got hungry for a taco and left instead of calling 911. FML
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dontbegayy 0

dump him .

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redbluegreen 40
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And you want to marry someone so absent minded?

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dontbegayy 0

dump him .

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harro1337 0
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Sounds like a huge amount of bad things happening at once...

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redbluegreen 40
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And you want to marry someone so absent minded?

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EverWatcher 0
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On the (generous) assumption that all this is true: 1] cock-punch 2] public shaming and embarrassment 3] call off wedding 4] sue Seriously, I'm having a tough time with all this.

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commentgirl 8
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There's always "all of the above."

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awsnapitsrachel 0

lol, i guess it sucks to be you. but at the same time, ydi for being engaged to an idiot. tacos > blowing out a candle? yeah.....

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sunshyne84_fml 0

u picked a winner

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rice_cake 0

What an idiot. Typical male... I feel incredibly bad for you, dear. FYL for sure.

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tworkman 2
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Typical male? Isn't that a little sexist? To OP: I'm sorry this happened, assuming it's true.

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minesbiggerr 25
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Ian's what if the fiancé was a fiancée? Then it would " oh forgive her it was probably hormones" or some shit give me a break sexist pig

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sophiehelen 32
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No it wouldn't. She'd still be called stupid as its an incredibly stupid thing to do

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manowarkidd 8
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what do you mean typical male? thats one male out of like millions of men. i saw a sheet that said bakesale for equality from a feminest party and the price for men was way higher. so i guess those are "typical" females then right???

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noshitsherlock 0

You deserve it because you're with someone that stupid!!!

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Siren_00 0

And that's the man you're going to marry.

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Squirrtxx 0
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Omg, I want a taco now! ..sorry bout your house, dude. Fyl. Seriously. But I have to admit, I laughed hysterically when I read this because, sadly, I can see myself doing something like this.. OMG FIRE!!! Oooooooh... Taco.

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peachgurl 0

well then why are you going to marry someone so stupid? don't complain, it was kind of your fault for choosing someone like that.

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