By Jeanine - United States
Today, I returned to my apartment to find everything reduced to ashes, hidden in black clouds of smoke. Turns out there was a blackout, and my fiancé lit a candle on top of a stack of all our wedding papers. When he smelled the smoke, he got hungry for a taco and left instead of calling 911. FML
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By  EverWatcher  |  0

On the (generous) assumption that all this is true:

1] cock-punch
2] public shaming and embarrassment
3] call off wedding
4] sue

Seriously, I'm having a tough time with all this.

  manowarkidd  |  8

what do you mean typical male? thats one male out of like millions of men. i saw a sheet that said bakesale for equality from a feminest party and the price for men was way higher. so i guess those are "typical" females then right???

By  Squirrtxx  |  0

Omg, I want a taco now! ..sorry bout your house, dude. Fyl. Seriously. But I have to admit, I laughed hysterically when I read this because, sadly, I can see myself doing something like this.. OMG FIRE!!! Oooooooh... Taco.