By annoyed - 19/12/2009 05:52 - United States

Today, I recieved a phone call from a good guy friend of mine, someone I haven't seen for years. He tells me he has "deep" feelings for me, and wants to know since my husband is deployed, if it would be okay if we "dated" because he told his parents I'm his girlfriend. FML
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JackDupp 11

When your husband comes back from deployment he and his military buddies should go have a little "chat" with him.

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itouchguy360 3
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tell him to get a life!! Do not cheat on your husband!!!

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reaader09 0
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thats like a dead end. i feel sorry for you. maybe you could as your husband to not mind it?

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randomdude1234 0

So you tell him no and then hang up the phone. What's up with these fmls today. Simple nos are great problem solvers.

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victorioustunnel 0
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28 you're brilliant!!! also, op why did you put the word "dated" in quotes? seems quite unnecessary.

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BaGu_fml 0

Not FML. F HIS life.

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Starfire22 5
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Wow, why would heceven bother asking you that? Let your friend tell his parents that you two "broke up" then... Crazy guy

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DenBriZel 31

My take on this is that he's using the parents as an excuse to hook up, and because she has a husband there'd be no commitment.

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Peroxide 3
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Heyyy, sounds like you've got a plan. Mabey I do chief, maybe I do.... You're out there beer baron and im going to find you! No you won't! Yes. I. will. Won't! Be sure to tune in next week for more randomness.

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Takaska 0
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Lol, Peroxide your comments always make me smile XD Can't imagine why this has so many thumbs down, though... STAY RANDOM!

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itouchguy360 3
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tell him to get a life!! Do not cheat on your husband!!!

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wh4t3v3R 0
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Tell him your husband is being dishonorably discharged for killing a few dozen civilians he suspected of adultery. He'll be home soon, but your not sure when. And sure we can date, sounds great!

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marc_with_a_c 3
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Wow ok.. that's weird.. Well at least the answer to give him is easy: no.

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Anteezy 7
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Typo in the fml get to the moderating!

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Sun_Kissed18 25

Oh noz! Not a typo!

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Tromboneguy29 0

Tell his mom yourself, what he did and embarass the hell out of him

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JackDupp 11

When your husband comes back from deployment he and his military buddies should go have a little "chat" with him.

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hedgehogs 0
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What Jackdupp said.

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CreepyStalker 0
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Aw, give the guy a break! He must really like you to go to such lengths of convincing his own family that you two are together. What's wrong with having a fling on the side anyway?

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Kukironosuke 16
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i hope this is sarcasm, but it fits your username creepystalker

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Unregistered 0

Whats wrong? Do you know how many deployed soldiers have been cheated on by their wives/girlfriends? While they are off fighting a war for their country their wives are off fucking the mail man because they cant control their fucking hormones. Hey its called PORN and your right hand it worked for me when I was 12

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krnmafia92 0
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EWWWWW! WTF CreepyStalker's hand worked for you [Unregistered] since you were 12 whilst watching porn. UGH WTF. Wrong on so many levels.

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t4y10r 0
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#17, just felt the need to call attention to this- there are women in the army as well, who also get cheated on by their husbands/boyfriends while deployed.

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the majority is men and I was relating to the movie Jarhead

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OkageStarr 0
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@ #17 & #20 Y'know, it can go either way, in more ways than one. I know someone whose husband cheated on her with a female soldier, while he was on deployment. You don't have to be the one home to be the one doing the cheating.

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t4y10r 0
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That doesn't mean female soldiers don't exist and don't deserve acknowledgement. And as #27 stated, regardless of man or woman, soldier or civillian, it goes either way.

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armywife72309 0
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Excuse me BUT not all soldiers wives cheat, the OP was saying fml because she got asked the question, not because she cheated. and i dont appreciate the implication that im screwing my 50 yr old woman mail 'man" so screw off. I dont cheat on my husband, and neither do any of the other army wives i know.

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katiepooh85 0

There are lots of things wrong with a "fling" on the side... for one, she is putting her marriage at risk for sabotage! No one can be trusted to keep a secret these days. No one! I don't think it's a smart idea considering so much can go wrong.

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DingoCJ 15
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So I'm guessing you've never had a relationship then, 'creepystalker'.. Yep, sounds about right.

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