Not as shitty as his proposal

Why are you apologizing? Were you the elephant that was pooping?

The pressure of getting the first comment must have gotten to you

Am I the only one wondering if there was peanuts in it?

Yea I just typed something quickly so I could be first, I actually didn't even read the FML so I was just like oh that stinks

Am I the only one wondering why this is even a FML?

Proposing at a zoo…well that's romantic.

Hey, at least he didn't say "that's a shitty situation."

54 - That's where they first met, so it kind of is romantic..

Hey when you gotta go... ya gotta go

You shouldve its hilarious

64 - then I guess he shouldn't be complaining since he should have seen that coming. The animals weren't really gonna be polite and hold their poop until he's done proposing now were they?

95 - and you don't have to be such an asshole

Didn't even read the fml? *facepalm*

Awesome!

Yep, just crop it out if its on the side or add the shade effect.

Or, you know just use the magic eraser...

Let's go tho the curves channel and increase the contrast slightly. Then, clone stamp shit all over the place

The biggest reason to hate instagram is because of how HORRIBLY it reduces the picture's quality

There's a free alternative to Photoshop called Gimp you could try to fix those pics. It works much better at editing than trying to edit my comment #5 before.

Anything's free if you're a pirate :D

Gimp is an actual free program though, so no piracy issues for people who suck with computers. People like me lol.

Utorrent, thepiratebay.se, and are the only tools you need to pirate. Oh, and reading skills xD

Or you could...you know, just buy the stuff. Instead of stealing it.

104- but wahady point in that?

IDK. I have these things called morals. *shrug*

Shit happens!

Why, just why? That overused joke is used every single time an FML mentions poop, and every time the comment is thumbed down. When will you people learn and come up with an original joke?

When bush stops eating cats

^ Bush will never stop eating pussy!

Bonzer, was that picture actually of him eating corn? I think i've seen that picture but with corn and the caption saying, "There's something wrong with this banana!"

^ Yes, it was, somebody changed it to make it funnier.

What you did there, i see it

Well*