FML : Today, I received the photos my friend took of me proposing to my girlfriend. I'd proposed at the place we'd first met: the local zoo. When I looked them...

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Today, I received the photos my friend took of me proposing to my girlfriend. I'd proposed at the place we'd first met: the local zoo. When I looked them over, I noticed there was an elephant taking a poop in the background. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 15 June 2012 17:12 / United States - Salem

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By tarabelle | 7

#4571615 - Saturday 16 June 2012 1:43

Well, there's always photoshop? I'm sorry op .xx

By xXxIracebethxXx | 14

#4571645 - Saturday 16 June 2012 1:46

Why are you apologizing? Were you the elephant that was pooping?

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By cat_chick | 6

#4571606 - Saturday 16 June 2012 1:42

That sucks, just like my comment.

ajh557 | 22

#5727639 - Thursday 24 October 2013 3:28

Not as shitty as his proposal

By williemac987 | 5

#4571608 - Saturday 16 June 2012 1:42

Oh that sux sorry

xXxIracebethxXx | 14

#4571645 - Saturday 16 June 2012 1:46

Why are you apologizing? Were you the elephant that was pooping?

AwkwardPartyBear | 24

#4571679 - Saturday 16 June 2012 1:48

The pressure of getting the first comment must have gotten to you

JoeRogansBEARD | 15

#4571920 - Saturday 16 June 2012 2:42

Am I the only one wondering if there was peanuts in it?

williemac987 | 5

#4572008 - Saturday 16 June 2012 3:09

Yea I just typed something quickly so I could be first, I actually didn't even read the FML so I was just like oh that stinks

spacemanspiff78 | 7

#4572014 - Saturday 16 June 2012 3:10

Am I the only one wondering why this is even a FML?

JocelynKaulitz | 28

#4572059 - Saturday 16 June 2012 3:32

Proposing at a zoo…well that's romantic.

CookieGirl4ever | 13

#4572084 - Saturday 16 June 2012 3:39

Hey, at least he didn't say "that's a shitty situation."

Rowdey | 10

#4572126 - Saturday 16 June 2012 4:02

54 - That's where they first met, so it kind of is romantic..

reddawn1985 | 12

#4572513 - Saturday 16 June 2012 5:47

Hey when you gotta go... ya gotta go

Wood1andcritter | 3

#4572882 - Saturday 16 June 2012 6:40

You shouldve its hilarious

JocelynKaulitz | 28

#4573399 - Saturday 16 June 2012 9:34

64 - then I guess he shouldn't be complaining since he should have seen that coming. The animals weren't really gonna be polite and hold their poop until he's done proposing now were they?

rockaroths | 15

#4573418 - Saturday 16 June 2012 9:41

95 - and you don't have to be such an asshole

MDTeddy | 13

#4573435 - Saturday 16 June 2012 9:53

Didn't even read the fml? *facepalm*

ReesieBanana21 | 12

#4581389 - Monday 18 June 2012 8:07

Awesome!

By tarabelle | 7

#4571615 - Saturday 16 June 2012 1:43

Well, there's always photoshop? I'm sorry op .xx

HonestTruth | 5

#4571995 - Saturday 16 June 2012 3:05

Yep, just crop it out if its on the side or add the shade effect.

AlexM42 | 5

#4572124 - Saturday 16 June 2012 4:02

Or, you know just use the magic eraser...

j_cat187 | 19

#4573046 - Saturday 16 June 2012 7:17

Let's go tho the curves channel and increase the contrast slightly. Then, clone stamp shit all over the place

SpruceDread4578 | 13

#4575904 - Saturday 16 June 2012 22:32

The biggest reason to hate instagram is because of how HORRIBLY it reduces the picture's quality

By EnterSandman_fml | 20

#4571618 - Saturday 16 June 2012 1:43

Well, perhaps someone with photoshop skills could take care of that.

EnterSandman_fml | 20

#4571638 - Saturday 16 June 2012 1:45

There's a free alternative to Photoshop called Gimp you could try to fix those pics. It works much better at editing than trying to edit my comment #5 before.

Draconium | 8

#4571853 - Saturday 16 June 2012 2:24

Anything's free if you're a pirate :D

EnterSandman_fml | 20

#4572045 - Saturday 16 June 2012 3:26

Gimp is an actual free program though, so no piracy issues for people who suck with computers. People like me lol.

tpike1296 | 11

#4572209 - Saturday 16 June 2012 5:04

Utorrent, thepiratebay.se, and are the only tools you need to pirate. Oh, and reading skills xD

i_canlickmyelbow | 3

#4574596 - Saturday 16 June 2012 14:29

Or you could...you know, just buy the stuff. Instead of stealing it.

dsbs | 9

#4574913 - Saturday 16 June 2012 16:32

104- but wahady point in that?

i_canlickmyelbow | 3

#4577258 - Sunday 17 June 2012 6:47

IDK. I have these things called morals. *shrug*

By soccergurrll | 8

#4571621 - Saturday 16 June 2012 1:44

Don't you just hate when that happens?

challan | 19

#4572109 - Saturday 16 June 2012 3:55

Shit happens!

By Avoriginies_fml_fml | 14

#4571641 - Saturday 16 June 2012 1:45

At least they weren't doing the dirty deed!

By Xxkrystalxxx | 10

#4571643 - Saturday 16 June 2012 1:46

Sounds like a shitty situation to me -__-

Bonzer | 2

#4571832 - Saturday 16 June 2012 2:14

Why, just why? That overused joke is used every single time an FML mentions poop, and every time the comment is thumbed down. When will you people learn and come up with an original joke?

JoeRogansBEARD | 15

#4571910 - Saturday 16 June 2012 2:40

When bush stops eating cats

Bonzer | 2

#4571942 - Saturday 16 June 2012 2:49

^ Bush will never stop eating pussy!

hockeyoceancity | 13

#4571947 - Saturday 16 June 2012 2:50

Bonzer, was that picture actually of him eating corn? I think i've seen that picture but with corn and the caption saying, "There's something wrong with this banana!"