FML : Today, I received an envelope with my name written in beautiful writing in my mailbox. I just moved in the day before and hadn't given the address to anyone...

Today, I received an envelope with my name written in beautiful writing in my mailbox. I just moved in the day before and hadn't given the address to anyone or met my neighbors yet so I was a bit surprised by it, even more surprised to find nothing but a dick pic inside. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ZeldaovaPeach - / Tuesday 5 July 2016 12:44 / Australia - Brisbane

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By Tripartita | 44

#6643761 - Tuesday 5 July 2016 19:32

Jeez, now there's a blast from the past. This is how people from the days of yore were courted, OP. My grandmother framed the dick pic my grandfather first sent. The picture is very well hung.

By heirofhope | 38

#6643752 - Tuesday 5 July 2016 19:27

Move again.

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By heirofhope | 38

#6643752 - Tuesday 5 July 2016 19:27

Move again.

By JohnnyKade | 25

#6643753 - Tuesday 5 July 2016 19:27

Damn. What a ballsy move eh?

cocacola999 | 27

#6643907 - Tuesday 5 July 2016 22:51

Depends on how exactly the photo was taken - if it was a ballsy move or if he's just a dick.

Chlo1996 | 15

#6643939 - Wednesday 6 July 2016 0:22

You punny sod

zaidthunder1 | 27

#6644302 - Wednesday 6 July 2016 12:07

Hahaa.

By bigbrown24 | 17

#6643755 - Tuesday 5 July 2016 19:27

it's safe to say you may have a stalker.

pokemonareugly | 12

#6644176 - Wednesday 6 July 2016 7:32

Or it might be for someone that used to live there

Earl_KarmasBitch | 28

#6644276 - Wednesday 6 July 2016 10:42

It had OP's name on it, so unless by a stunning coincidence she has the same name as the previous resident, it was meant for her.

By Welshite | 39

#6643757 - Tuesday 5 July 2016 19:28

Put a penis pump and some pamphlets for viagra in your mailbox. Wait for him to come back. Destroy his ego.

NNOTCHO | 23

#6643763 - Tuesday 5 July 2016 19:35

Or creep out the male man/lady

pjsr | 31

#6643932 - Tuesday 5 July 2016 23:54

I wonder how the postman would take that message

By flying_chicken13 | 9

#6643758 - Tuesday 5 July 2016 19:31

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

crudeandrudeguy | 29

#6643793 - Tuesday 5 July 2016 20:15

Thanks but I really don't intend to live that long...

By Tripartita | 44

#6643761 - Tuesday 5 July 2016 19:32

Jeez, now there's a blast from the past. This is how people from the days of yore were courted, OP. My grandmother framed the dick pic my grandfather first sent. The picture is very well hung.