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By Anonymous - 16/8/2013 04:24 - United States - Orlando
Today, I received a text saying, "I don't think we should be friends anymore. You're terribly depressing and you make everyone unhappy" followed by, "Oops, wrong person!" and then by, "Sorry, it really is for you". FML
I agree, your life sucks
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You deserved it
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By  UnoriGal  |  17

Actually, this IS pretty depressing compared to other FMLs that just talk about inconveniences like anal seepage. It's quite depressing to find out your friends would rather ditch you than help you out if they think you sound sad all the time, that'd usually be the cue to ask if anything's wrong, not dump them. ):

Also, am I the only one who thought the first comment was being sarcastic?

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By  dawood_k  |  27

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  UnoriGal  |  17

Actually, this IS pretty depressing compared to other FMLs that just talk about inconveniences like anal seepage. It's quite depressing to find out your friends would rather ditch you than help you out if they think you sound sad all the time, that'd usually be the cue to ask if anything's wrong, not dump them. ):

Also, am I the only one who thought the first comment was being sarcastic?

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  UberNova  |  18

Clearly they have more of an opinion than a random person on the internet. Don't try and make OP feel better with lies, he/she probably is a very depressing person. Stop with all these lies and sugar-coating, if OP wants friends then he/she needs to change.

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  Pandacupcakelove  |  26

#3 That doesn't really fit here... Depressing is not who the OP is. If they're a depressing person, they're probably also a depressed person. The friend should have brought it up face to face though, and been a little nicer.

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By  corocoro  |  30

You're better off without him/her, trust me.
Not only is it low to say things like that through SMS, but the whole number confusion also suggests she/he might've not been the brightest spoon in the shed.

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  corocoro  |  30

Actually, that's the joke. ;)

And it's a mix of:
*Sharpest spoon in the drawer.
*Sharpest tool in the shed.
*Brightest light in the room. / Brightest crayon in the box.

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  RedPillSucks  |  31

Yes. Mixing metaphors on purpose can be very punny.
Unfortunately some people either don't get it or are too anal about it.
That spoils the joke.

I thought it was funny.
And grammar nazis don't care about metaphors as long as the grammar is OK.

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  iAlissa  |  34

Yes #34, I forgot you knew the entire situation, and that OP is to blame.

Look at the situation from all angles before making an ignorant, assuming comment.

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  SunAndMoon427  |  12

Yes 34 because changing depression is so simple... It's obvious if they're a depressing person they're probably depressed and just saying "well just change it" is probably the rudest thing you can tell someone with a mental illness.

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  gracehi  |  31

"Fuck you, you botched abortion! I hate you and never want to see you or even hear your name uttered again! I curse you and hope that your head falls off at an awkward moment and tumbles into the depths of hell followed shortly by the rest of your body!"
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"K."

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