Today, I received a restraining order from a girl I have never met. FML
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marleyvk
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I'd frame it.
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allmidnighteyes
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You've never met her because you've only watched her.
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marinus_fml
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You deserve it for being a cyber predator!
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cdatribe23
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yes indeed.
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boyguydudemalema
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i dont think it was done in cyber space . . . dude prolly got the wrong address
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Ben360
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stop being a creep
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Alpha35
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stay away from her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and are you that ugly some stranger has to put a restraining order against you?
and are you that ugly some stranger has to put a restraining order against you?
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panchod1234
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mabey it was your twin bro...
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marinus_fml
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#26, props on ya traps bro!
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kellanlvr
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26 your finger like bends to the left
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TheShay
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26 is missin a fanger or two :D
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Blackoutdcskatir
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I agree with #1
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RileyFerrari
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You don't have to physically meet her to stalk her.
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GiggidyPants
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you got ousted
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FreePali
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26- if ur the 35th one, that doesn't make u alpha dude.
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sexybitch92
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Well Bob, that's very excitingg.
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DABEARSS34
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how the hell do you know that?
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XxxT3rr4xxX
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lol watch out its a trap! oh damn...too late dude fyl but on the bright side frame it and move on Lmao or get it fixed through our trusty justice system that has seemingly screwed you over in the first place :P
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Darko21
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Bravo Bob.
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TexanDanny
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da kity go moo
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missmurderx
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Whoa.. Your picture is of OP?!
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Darko21
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Maybe....
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humzizzl3
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loll bob is a creepy ass name
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Bees_fml
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It's not an "ass name," creepy or otherwise!
Hyphens are your friends.
Hyphens are your friends.
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EvilDoll
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Wow you're not just a grammar Nazi, you're a grammar führer.
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Bees_fml
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Actually I'm Jewish. Be careful.
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Draminicaus
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Lmfao! 100, that was epic! Best shut-down ever. lol
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FreePali
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100- I'm not scared. Quit being a Grammar Nazi Bitch.
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Bees_fml
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I don't know why "Grammar Nazi" gained societal acceptance so quickly after the Holocaust, but family members of mine were killed by Nazis, and I'm far from alone in that. So what you said is more offensive than any racial slur.
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DABEARSS34
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I'm Jewish too, but I use the phrase "grammar Nazi" all the time. It's just a phrase, plus be glad people are making fun of Nazis instead of admiring them.
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FreePali
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My family is being killed now, every day--so now I become offended every time I hear the word Israel. Would that work for you? Does that fall within your line of reasoning?
Thanks for trying to neuter language. Quit trying to be so PC.
Thanks for trying to neuter language. Quit trying to be so PC.
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marleyvk
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I'd frame it.
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TexanDanny
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same
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GoingLesbian
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Ditto ^
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iTwitch
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yup me too
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FreePali
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I'd frame that Bowie user pick of urs.
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ILikeBigBoobs
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haha, American justice at it's best.
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MrDeconstruct
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You had to have done something...
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marvin_fml
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Judges hand out restraining orders to anyone who asks for them.. all the petitioner has to do is say "I'm scared of him".
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ImaginaryFoe
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Not sure where you live but a friend of mine tried to get an order against her abusive ex. They said she needed proof that he was still a threat to her or that her fear was justified. He forced her into his car, beat her, and left her on the side of the road.
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RedPillSucks
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Unfortunately, this stuff is not treated the same way every where. Some judges hand them out like candy, while others practically require you to have the guy stab you in court before they'll believe you.
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schwancy
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Perhaps the person who is really stalking her has your exact name and it's all just a big mistake.
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noscope_ftw
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or maybe the real stalker was stalking them both and since he has the same name as op she took out restraining orders on both of them
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dheinzen2
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prolly a mistake but since u have never met her it doesn't matter at all
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perlie559
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what the hell?!? u should have that cleared up asap cause it can cause u problems when seeking a job--> EVERY EMPLOYEER does background checks now n days!!
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SexyGamerNerd110
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actually not all. most do though. but my boss didn't do a background check when I was hired.. then again, I work in a card shop lol
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mageoreh
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17 - did you take a picture showing off your boobs because you look like a man?
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treasurechest
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win
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ianmercurio
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ya there fake haha
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Sirin_fml
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I'm going to get RSI at this rate.
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Draminicaus
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......You know, I could've sworn I posted to this thread. 'm kinda glad I didn't now. lol
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woopsy
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hmmm thats odd.
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allmidnighteyes
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You've never met her because you've only watched her.
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GoingLesbian
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Hahahahaha! Noice!
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marleyvk
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oooohhh snap!
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funzcpl
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lol! nice one.
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TurboTalon
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My thoughts exactly.
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italiangurrl
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37 marley I absolutely LOVE your pic! The Labyrinth is one of my all-time favorites :)