Today, I received a phone call that started with, "Now stay calm... Your house is on fire." FML
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aintlifeapain
| 21
Yep OP, Stay calm. Don't break into a sweat. This is very regular.
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eddeeezzyy
| 19
Ummm...I'm assuming at least you're not in your house? I mean, better safe than sorry, right?
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aintlifeapain
| 21
Yep OP, Stay calm. Don't break into a sweat. This is very regular.
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\
| 28
OP, hang up and get out of there. A group of agents is on its way. You've got to hurry.
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aintlifeapain
| 21
We don't know if OP is inside...
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ForwardUn2Dawn
| 18
It's Adele's fault. She's turned into real pyromaniac.
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SherlockWHolmes
| 12
If you were home, OP, then I'd take this as a sign that someone was watching over you at that moment. If not, though, I do believe we know who set your house on fire. -SH
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nurchok
| 15
OP, I truly hope this was a wrong number or a prank. If not, sorry for your loss.
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eddeeezzyy
| 19
Ummm...I'm assuming at least you're not in your house? I mean, better safe than sorry, right?
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webbface
| 25
Yeah I don't completely understand this FML. Was it a joke or..?
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cecilk
| 29
Probably OP was at work.
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SolarFlare
| 20
#33 that would be the worst joke ever. no matter if OP was inside or not.
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ddlovatolover
| 23
Charming.
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NoFlippinWai
| 24
in the wise words of Douglas Adams, "Dont Panic"
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lennelleong
| 33
How do you expect me to stay calm? oh wait - I've got full insurance! (:
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aintlifeapain
| 21
I still want to know who called OP to deliver the flaming news...
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NotGabe
| 28
Jake, from State Farm?
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aintlifeapain
| 21
Eh, what??
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Dodgydaly
| 11
did you get a fiery temper??
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TheGreatAlexande
| 12
What we have here is a good Samaritan.
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andrewturtle
| 16
Or an extremely sadistic pyromaniac...
"Stay calm...your house is on fire. You're welcome."
"Stay calm...your house is on fire. You're welcome."
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perdix
| 29
"We don't need no fire, let the motherfucker burn."
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aintlifeapain
| 21
It's his home ninja..
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annie_nk
| 22
We don't need no fire? I think you meant water.
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aintlifeapain
| 21
And now i figure out what it meant.. *facepalm*
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SlapAndTickle
| 20
#16 Chill out bro. You have 10 comments on one FML. Don't you find that a tad excessive?
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perdix
| 29
#14, aw, sorry, I was about 80% asleep when I wrote that.
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aintlifeapain
| 21
I was bored in office...what the hell can I do?
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annie_nk
| 22
Keep calm and .... Hmmm. Not sure how to end this one.
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aintlifeapain
| 21
Fire away ???
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BlueFlatts
| 20
Take pictures.
Outside of the house, preferably.
Outside of the house, preferably.
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beneathitallxx
| 15
at least you were warned?
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fml1365
| 30
Someone's probably just messin' with you.
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Imhere4fml
| 24
Not if OP posted on here...