By Anonymous - 13/08/2013 02:54 - United States - Denver

Today, I received a phone call that started with, "Now stay calm... Your house is on fire." FML
I agree, your life sucks 51 714
You deserved it 2 844

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Yep OP, Stay calm. Don't break into a sweat. This is very regular.

Ummm...I'm assuming at least you're not in your house? I mean, better safe than sorry, right?

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Yep OP, Stay calm. Don't break into a sweat. This is very regular.

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OP, hang up and get out of there. A group of agents is on its way. You've got to hurry.

We don't know if OP is inside...

It's Adele's fault. She's turned into real pyromaniac.

If you were home, OP, then I'd take this as a sign that someone was watching over you at that moment. If not, though, I do believe we know who set your house on fire. -SH

OP, I truly hope this was a wrong number or a prank. If not, sorry for your loss.

Ummm...I'm assuming at least you're not in your house? I mean, better safe than sorry, right?

Yeah I don't completely understand this FML. Was it a joke or..?

Probably OP was at work.

#33 that would be the worst joke ever. no matter if OP was inside or not.

in the wise words of Douglas Adams, "Dont Panic"

How do you expect me to stay calm? oh wait - I've got full insurance! (:

I still want to know who called OP to deliver the flaming news...

Jake, from State Farm?

did you get a fiery temper??

What we have here is a good Samaritan.

Or an extremely sadistic pyromaniac... "Stay calm...your house is on fire. You're welcome."

"We don't need no fire, let the motherfucker burn."

It's his home ninja..

We don't need no fire? I think you meant water.

And now i figure out what it meant.. *facepalm*

#16 Chill out bro. You have 10 comments on one FML. Don't you find that a tad excessive?

#14, aw, sorry, I was about 80% asleep when I wrote that.

I was bored in office...what the hell can I do?

Keep calm and .... Hmmm. Not sure how to end this one.

Take pictures. Outside of the house, preferably.

at least you were warned?

Someone's probably just messin' with you.

Not if OP posted on here...