By A - 04/06/2011 19:48 - Canada
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wow.
But that IS an emergency? What if she was eating Oreos? You can't have Oreos without a glass of milk?
Maybe the kitties were trying to steal the milk, well then. Jog on kitties..
Milk and cigarettes feels like a weird combination to me.
They're actually pretty delicious blended together.
The real "emergency" is figuring out a lie to tell to your boss/co-workers what had happen
-_- this is from the movie Drop Dead Gorgeous... and I'm guessing OP works at a funeral home, applying makeup to dead people while tap dancing.
retarded
that also buys cigarettes for her
This is why I treasure and admire my calf.
15 is the udder definition of à propo!
The calf doesn't give you milk, you have to keep a female pregnant. & milk it 3 times a day.
Way to successfully kill the joke, Stephanie.
EmoGiana I have yet to see one of your comments rated positive.
The milk is crucial to life. I'm not sure about the cigarettes though.
milk isn't crucial at all, it's actually a pretty lousy food, difficult to digest (impossible for some) it has a lot of fat in it, and when handled improperly it can carry some horrible diseases. there are much better sources of calcium out there too, milk is not needed at all, unless you are a suckling infant, or a baby cow.
It's crucial to my life! Can't live without ma milk.
exactly ^_^
that sucks a lot
I'm guessing OP's mother does too...
Can't live without your 2% and smokes.
amen to that
1% son!
Unless your mother is infirm, I'd say the emergency is that she's a lazy and entitled old bat.
it's received not recieved
Grammar Nazi.
who the hell are you saying that to 11?
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Buy a cow.
Unless your mother is infirm, I'd say the emergency is that she's a lazy and entitled old bat.