FML : Today, I received a panicked email from one of my university students on my course on Russian history, stating that he'd "always thought Stalin was fake,...

Today, I received a panicked email from one of my university students on my course on Russian history, stating that he'd "always thought Stalin was fake, like the moon landing". FML

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By Anonymous / Friday 30 January 2015 10:51 / United Kingdom - Addlestone

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By whatcase | 16

#6187824 - Friday 30 January 2015 17:08

How did he make it onto a university?

By thes7274473 | 19

#6187821 - Friday 30 January 2015 17:07

I weep for humanity

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By yerrkiddingme | 2

#6187820 - Friday 30 January 2015 17:07

paranoid!!

MetalxSoldier | 26

#6187897 - Friday 30 January 2015 18:19

How is he paranoid? Also I hope your student was just "Stalin" for extra time op because if he was serious, I don't think he has a good chance of passing your class.

DaDezza244 | 31

#6187922 - Friday 30 January 2015 18:35

Not paranoid #1, but very ignorant

guynamedsky | 15

#6187954 - Friday 30 January 2015 19:12

this is what you did with 1st comment?

DArthurVaderian | 18

#6191685 - Wednesday 4 February 2015 2:07

It can be paranoia, they believe the government lied about the moon landing.

By thes7274473 | 19

#6187821 - Friday 30 January 2015 17:07

I weep for humanity

WildJaw | 15

#6187888 - Friday 30 January 2015 18:13

It wasn't her fault. She was just stalin'

james_galvin_ | 5

#6191122 - Tuesday 3 February 2015 13:22

Yep

By carolyn_m | 19

#6187822 - Friday 30 January 2015 17:07

This made me cringe..

By phaelnb | 25

#6187823 - Friday 30 January 2015 17:07

Imagine what will happen when you show him the picture with Stalin, Churchill and the US president whose name I forget.

julianbozikovic | 20

#6187851 - Friday 30 January 2015 17:23

I think it was Roosevelt who was in that picture...if my memory still works haha!

FieldLeftBlank | 20

#6187860 - Friday 30 January 2015 17:32

Imagine what'll happen when he shows him a picture of Stalin on the moon.

lilybadilly25 | 15

#6187949 - Friday 30 January 2015 19:08

Easy, #4..! It's photoshopped! Ha!

noah_1234 | 24

#6188868 - Saturday 31 January 2015 20:50

#16 it was president woodrow wilson

DaDezza244 | 31

#6257729 - Thursday 9 April 2015 19:04

It was President Roosevelt and later Truman. Woodrow Wilson was president in ww1

By whatcase | 16

#6187824 - Friday 30 January 2015 17:08

How did he make it onto a university?

GGFeminist | 1

#6188388 - Saturday 31 January 2015 6:38

its because collage admissions are biased in favor of males

By Kiki242 | 19

#6187828 - Friday 30 January 2015 17:09

Conspiracy theories....

nietzche | 8

#6189938 - Monday 2 February 2015 5:57

True theories*

caleb_9756 | 14

#6190030 - Monday 2 February 2015 9:00

Stalin? Real.

Moon landing? Ehh... I don't think so..

By kingkobrastrikes | 13

#6187830 - Friday 30 January 2015 17:10

Well it looks like you have your job cut out for you, teach! Hopefully this student knows more than they put on.

BasedgodFYB | 8

#6189342 - Sunday 1 February 2015 7:54

More than they LET on

By Ashwathi | 21

#6187831 - Friday 30 January 2015 17:10

That's when I wonder how these kids get into a University...

By purelymixed | 17

#6187838 - Friday 30 January 2015 17:14

Wait, what?

jerryj | 27

#6187846 - Friday 30 January 2015 17:19

With the time you took to type this, you could have re-read the FML to try to make better sense of what little there is ;)

purelymixed | 17

#6187936 - Friday 30 January 2015 18:45

What?

xninix_fml | 36

#6187963 - Friday 30 January 2015 19:23

@31 get out.

purelymixed | 17

#6188017 - Friday 30 January 2015 21:00

Wait

grimpeeper | 13

#6190416 - Monday 2 February 2015 19:57

Stay out.

By Philintheblankz | 14

#6187839 - Friday 30 January 2015 17:15

Your student was Putin on a show. Clearly he's Stalin on his Sputnik project.

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