By footbloodfountain - 15/01/2012 10:53 - Canada

Today, I realized why buying clear pins for the wall is a bad idea. If one falls out, you won't be able to see it with your eyes, but your foot will find it just fine. I also learnt foot wounds can produce a pretty significant geyser of blood. FML
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Best name ever OP. At least you learned never to buy clear pins!

I like to buy coloured pins :) Then make them into a rainbow

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Best name ever OP. At least you learned never to buy clear pins!

A significant geyser of blood you say? *licks chops* Sounds delicious-- Um, I mean painful... Yeah let's go with that >:3

His name could be the name of a death metal band

I believe the solution is clear...

Well what next will you figure out?

Learn somethin New everyday!!! :)

Trod on a staple before, I feel your pain

I stepped on one a while ago. It got jammed into my heel and it took me about 30 mins of slowly twitching with a fork to get it out.

#32 It shouldn't take that much effort...unless you're just dumb.

Actually I stood on a row of like 5 staples once and it took me a while to get it out to. I suggest you try it.

42 it takes that long if every pull brings a lot of pain

#63 I've stepped on a staple and a tack before. Neither takes that much time or effort. If you want to really feel pain, try stepping on some glass and letting that get stuck in your foot.

I am rubbing my heel to remove the phantom pain caused by reading that. I can remember when we were kids a girl I knew was banned from touching the stapler when we had papers to turn in. Every time she did she "accidentally" stapled her hand! weird

Try welding wire.

I like to buy coloured pins :) Then make them into a rainbow

Are you an unicorn?

Atleast OP learned something out of this experience.

Rainbow colored pins can still poke u in the feet and can still cause geysers of blood

Smooth move exlax

Nice classic 80's sitcom insult. Here's my sitcom insult: DUMBASS!!!

#28 "You dumbasses have hung vacancy signs on your asses, and my foots looking for a room!"

I suggest wearing shoes.

Now that he knows there could be a number of invisible pins, yes.

You know whats worse? Stepping on legos.

Too late for shoes. OP probably has bandages on his foot. Even if he doesn't, he still won't be able to wear shoes coz of the wound. Oh the dilemma!

Quit complaning. Girls bleed for one week straight!

Yeah but it doesn't hurt like a fucking pin stabbing your foot would and it isn't a wound.

It hurts way worse than a needle. When you get cramps, it feels like someone is stabbing your uterus. Oh, and did I mention this wonderful sensation can last up to 3 days straight?

Are you trying to compare the fucking menstrual cycle to a medical wound that can be infected and hurts like hell? You're dumb as a brick, seriously.

Actually it can hurt much worse. Some girls have horrible cramps for days while on their cycle. Guys never experienced it; I don't understand why they belittle our pain.

You didn't have to... I'm a girl. Honestly pain-wise i'd pick periods over stepping on pins any day.

Each woman experiences menstrual cramps differently. For some, it's no big deal, but for others, it's a lot of pain over several days.

I understand the things girls go through with their periods, I just don't like the fact that a guy pulled the "girls have it worse, quit complaning" card. Meh, whatever floats your boat...

Wow, okay... There's was no point in pointing out that girls have it worse when on their period. No one really cares. Besides, we don't know if OP is a boy or girl. So shut the fuck up, #6.

Or if you are like me, bleed for a week with cramps AND step on a rusty nail and bleed all over the floor from that- then proceed to er for pain relief for period and tetanus for the nail. Ayup. :p

For some women, menstrual cramps can be the worst pain they've experienced in their life. Well, perhaps only beaten by childbirth. That said, it was an unnecessary comparison in this case. Still, I'm pretty sure 6 was just making a joke, not intending for anyone to take it seriously or start an argument.

How did a post about stepping on pins turn into menstrual-mentioning gender war?

Wow, uhh pretty sure this had nothing to do with periods... :/ I don't think people care if cramps hurt more than a pin in a foot.

People take this site to seriously :(. Lighten up

More importantly, you girls are all missing the big picture. No matter how bad either the pain of the pin or the period, men have it worse. We have the pain of putting up with your periods, which can be the equivalent of dancing on a bed of pins. Go take some Midol and get back in the kitchen.

Been there, done that.

Same here. It sucks.

Yep, same. Sensor pins and glass shards too. Glass makes you bleed worst though. Fun times had by all.

I hate stepping on things!! FYL

Especially Legos.

Or something sharp

Or my John Mayer CD.

Agreed, legos hurt like hell if you hit them right.

I have stepped on nails before. hurts like hell. if its too bad just make sure to keep your foot elevated and do not walk on it lol

Good idea lol. Wish it helped me when I step on glass. Seriously.

well, i think the point is clear- you need to be sharper when choosing the color of those little pins of death.

Well, that just raised the bar.

I see what you did there, #11.