Today, I realized the closest person I have to a friend is the debt collector who calls me every day. FML
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doriandorian_fml
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Ahh, he's just like a real friend, taking your money!
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Erindub
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You should friend him in Facebook
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doriandorian_fml
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Ahh, he's just like a real friend, taking your money!
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TheQuiet
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FTW!
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crazytoaster
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#1 wins the thread.
OP, you don't have friends? How the hell did you manage that? No-one to interrupt, annoy and complain to you. Sounds like bliss!
OP, you don't have friends? How the hell did you manage that? No-one to interrupt, annoy and complain to you. Sounds like bliss!
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Ninja666_fml
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lame OP
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Erindub
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You should friend him in Facebook
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Cheekers1989
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Yeah!! Add him on facebook. Confess your dying love for his friendship, and then ask him to the movies!!
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terriibabiiix23
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YDI for being a loser and not socializing more :/
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TheHo
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kill yourself
another FML saved by TheHo
another FML saved by TheHo
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sleephunters
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YDI for being in debt
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Soulathyia
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This is your fault. Maybe u should lose whatever aspect you have that keeps u from making friends. Plus your in debt which is also your fault. Double YDI.
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iplaywow
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um i don't think its as easy as "losing what keeps you from making friends", sure if the issue is like you stink or have a bad attitude sure that would work, but what if the person has social anxiety disorder? you can't just change that
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Niz_DD
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I find your lack of empathy disturbing
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TrollTrollTroll
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omg me too! But it's not a debt collector, it's my mom.
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postaltubealex
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This comment was the best comment I read in 2009.
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SneakyDeath
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Mom for a friend is fun except when you are sneaking off somewhere.
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paprik
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#7 - hilarious... and disturbing if it's true :D
#17 - indeed
#17 - indeed
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WTFsGoingOn
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If I don't call my mother at least every other day she comes to my house to make sure I'm okay. Seriously.
The truth is, in a weird way, I enjoy it. It's nice to know that your mother cares... even if it is kind of crazy and obsessive.
The truth is, in a weird way, I enjoy it. It's nice to know that your mother cares... even if it is kind of crazy and obsessive.
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FarSide
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Make no mistake... he does not like you either.
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corner49
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where's the like button?
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ChurchofFagenism
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Pay your bills then, no-one likes a scrounger, so no wonder you have no friends