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  Success4444  |  19

If he does work with little kids, he should quit and save himself possible jail time or lawsuits. I don't think the excuse "the chlorine made me do it" will be taken seriously.

By  spikekutter  |  16

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By  thosedogtags  |  21

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  KingDead  |  47

Hahah! Yea.. In the hot tub the other day with my crush, nude, snowing outside.. Grabbed snow and lathered it on his penis, he actually quite enjoyed it. Still hard! Hopefully he just invests in a nose plug..

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  kawaiisakura  |  47

Maybe it's just me...but you sound like a whore when you go on here and say it like you're trying to brag of something...I also think you're a bit of a whore for doing that stuff when he's just a crush...not even friends with benefits or anything...

By  uhhSavage  |  35

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  dancinwookie  |  46

Cinnamon? Scented candles maybe? Christmas must be awkward for you. Did you know that the smell of Good and Plenty candies, and cucumbers have been scientifically proven to turn women on? The same is true about Lavender with men.

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By RedFox12 - / Sunday 28 October 2012 00:12 / United States - Philadelphia
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