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You'd better strap that shit down, son. Or make sure your pool water is as cold as possible to ensure maximum shrinkage.

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At least the smell of chloroform doesn't get you turned on. That would make you a rapist, or the victim of repetitive rapping's.

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If he does work with little kids, he should quit and save himself possible jail time or lawsuits. I don't think the excuse "the chlorine made me do it" will be taken seriously.

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It's funny because when I was moderating this, it did say he worked with children, but for some reason it got removed.

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You'd better strap that shit down, son. Or make sure your pool water is as cold as possible to ensure maximum shrinkage.

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Hahah! Yea.. In the hot tub the other day with my crush, nude, snowing outside.. Grabbed snow and lathered it on his penis, he actually quite enjoyed it. Still hard! Hopefully he just invests in a nose plug..

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Maybe it's just me...but you sound like a whore when you go on here and say it like you're trying to brag of something...I also think you're a bit of a whore for doing that stuff when he's just a crush...not even friends with benefits or anything...

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Cinnamon? Scented candles maybe? Christmas must be awkward for you. Did you know that the smell of Good and Plenty candies, and cucumbers have been scientifically proven to turn women on? The same is true about Lavender with men.

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