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  chlorinegreen  |  27

I read these sort of FMLs and always think to myself, how could you date someone who smells like BO constantly? Now, I understand that some people don't stink of BO but I would think that's less likely and the majority do stink without deodorant.

  Ameel_fml  |  19

That reminds me of a guy I knew in high school. He had the worst BO I'd ever smelled (it was so bad that, even though his locker was about a mater away from mine, the smell would permeate the other lockers so that my -and other people's- books REEKED of his BO at the end of every day)

...and yet he always managed to have a new girlfriend every few months. There were multiple women who could somehow put up with the stench. I just...don't get it. It was the sort of smell that would make a person literally gag every time you'd walk past him. :/


I dunno, she may want to consider where things are going if his only accomplishment is putting on deodorant. I don't think I'd want to be with someone who has no drive to accomplish things in life.

  deltoramastr  |  12

Let's get down to business
To defeat the Huns
Did they send me daughters
When I asked for sons?
You're the saddest bunch
I ever met
But you can bet
Before we're through
Mister, I'll make a man
Out of you.

By  The_Khan  |  12

I just wonder...
How DO those crappy boyfriend / girlfriends actually catch the various people that post those FML's?

I mean a guy who isnt wearing deodorant still managed to catch one. Or (even worse) get picked up himself. And that is one of the more benign characterflaws I seen here.