By butterflyzag20 - 28/02/2013 03:28 - United States

Today, I realized that the only positive accomplishment my boyfriend has made in the last 3 years is that he started wearing deodorant. FML
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Baby steps.

I hope this is only true because he turned 13 or something. Otherwise, you need to make a man out of him.

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What a stinker

Well then why is he still your boyfriend?

3 Years Is a long time to be with someone with such body odor, I would have said something long ago. ... you must really love him for he is

I read these sort of FMLs and always think to myself, how could you date someone who smells like BO constantly? Now, I understand that some people don't stink of BO but I would think that's less likely and the majority do stink without deodorant.

That reminds me of a guy I knew in high school. He had the worst BO I'd ever smelled (it was so bad that, even though his locker was about a mater away from mine, the smell would permeate the other lockers so that my -and other people's- books REEKED of his BO at the end of every day) ...and yet he always managed to have a new girlfriend every few months. There were multiple women who could somehow put up with the stench. I just...don't get it. It was the sort of smell that would make a person literally gag every time you'd walk past him. :/

Axe I hope? It makes the girls go Bow Chika Wow Wow.

Leave him

That's a bit much, don't you think?

I dunno, she may want to consider where things are going if his only accomplishment is putting on deodorant. I don't think I'd want to be with someone who has no drive to accomplish things in life.

Baby steps.

Hopefully it's a nice smelling deodorant

Old Spice.

Hey at least he wore deodorant.

I hope this is only true because he turned 13 or something. Otherwise, you need to make a man out of him.

Your comment reminded me of that song from Mulan.

'Lets get down to business...' Damn that's gonna be stuck in my head all day now!

Let's get down to business To defeat the Huns Did they send me daughters When I asked for sons? You're the saddest bunch I ever met But you can bet Before we're through Mister, I'll make a man Out of you.

This is probably my favourite Disney song ever, and I really don't mind having it stuck in my head all day, I only watched that movie this morning anyway. :)

NicaLovesDisney, how can you love horror movies AND disney??

40 - how can you forget the manly noises they make almost every other line

that's a step in the right direction...but I wonder why you started dating him if he smells

And why she dated him for 3 years...

You gotta start somewhere....I guess

I just wonder... How DO those crappy boyfriend / girlfriends actually catch the various people that post those FML's? I mean a guy who isnt wearing deodorant still managed to catch one. Or (even worse) get picked up himself. And that is one of the more benign characterflaws I seen here.

That's a... Nasty.. Start? O.o