FML : Today, I realized that my relationship has hit a new low when I made an appointment with my girlfriend to have sex. I have a two week wait. FML

Today, I realized that my relationship has hit a new low when I made an appointment with my girlfriend to have sex. I have a two week wait. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ugh / Sunday 24 May 2015 19:53 / United States - Dearborn

Intimacy

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By abbyade | 21

#6300926 - Monday 25 May 2015 12:02

It is time to re-evaluate your relationship. You guys should have a good chat and make a decision if this relationship is salvageable or not.

By DaRito | 25

#6300930 - Monday 25 May 2015 12:08

You should talk it out with your girlfriend, it doesn't seem like the relationship would last long from that point.

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By feliciaheartu | 21

#6300917 - Monday 25 May 2015 11:58

That sucks. Get it?

Lorenzo1102 | 21

#6300946 - Monday 25 May 2015 12:43

So does your comment

worldclassrager | 39

#6301076 - Monday 25 May 2015 16:26

Actually I don't...am I alone with this?

bingalingading | 12

#6301266 - Monday 25 May 2015 20:11

there's always that one person...

weswheatley | 14

#6301367 - Monday 25 May 2015 22:10

And in this case, they were here first. Ugh.

bazookajoey | 27

#6301581 - Tuesday 26 May 2015 1:40

If you have to ask if we get it, it's probably not a good joke

By Lorenzo1102 | 21

#6300921 - Monday 25 May 2015 11:59

Change the date on her phones calendar

KitchKraft | 21

#6300959 - Monday 25 May 2015 13:19

Clever

JustinJK | 21

#6301024 - Monday 25 May 2015 15:59

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

MzZombicidal | 36

#6301146 - Monday 25 May 2015 18:15

Wow, what a hilarious, unwarranted joke about rape, #32.

By Reider022 | 16

#6300925 - Monday 25 May 2015 12:02

How many of those appointments does she have on her schedule sounds pretty busy to me

aruden | 25

#6301071 - Monday 25 May 2015 16:24

Having to schedule in sex sounds like she is a prostitute

wanted_2_want | 39

#6301084 - Monday 25 May 2015 16:34

Right!?! OP needs to start interviewing for a new relationship.

Exaspera | 53

#6301772 - Tuesday 26 May 2015 7:31

Are there that many guys ahead of you?!

By abbyade | 21

#6300926 - Monday 25 May 2015 12:02

It is time to re-evaluate your relationship. You guys should have a good chat and make a decision if this relationship is salvageable or not.

logan00_fml | 15

#6310947 - Friday 5 June 2015 2:05

Gay

By X_KassidyRose_X | 12

#6300928 - Monday 25 May 2015 12:02

Just come in earlier, it's not like she's gonna have any other patients waiting.

Toller017 | 14

#6301055 - Monday 25 May 2015 16:14

who that he knows of lol

By DaRito | 25

#6300930 - Monday 25 May 2015 12:08

You should talk it out with your girlfriend, it doesn't seem like the relationship would last long from that point.

By abNormal62 | 23

#6300933 - Monday 25 May 2015 12:10

Cuckolding?

By cjigsss95 | 12

#6300934 - Monday 25 May 2015 12:12

how many people does she give appointment to that you get it after two weeks?

By Cebolamole | 13

#6300935 - Monday 25 May 2015 12:12

Can I get an appointment for three weeks from today, please?

By igg125 | 30

#6300936 - Monday 25 May 2015 12:13

What kind of business is she running? You need to get to the front of the line

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