By new dog - 14/09/2014 03:38 - United States - Gaithersburg

Today, I realized that my dog is a pro at pooping directly in shoes. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 374
You deserved it 3 950

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I guess it's time to give him the boot. (I'm sure you don't want it anymore.)

Time to introduce your dog to people you hate. *evil laugh*

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I guess it's time to give him the boot. (I'm sure you don't want it anymore.)

Ba Dum Tssss

Wonderful use of a first comment.

Yes it was a wonderful use of a first comment

I'm guessing op has an enemy and they put it in the show, not the dog

He just thinks he's a cat and wants a litterbox.

Must've taken years of practice.

This is a shitty situation...

48, no... Just no.

sorry i tried.

OP are you vindictive? They say dogs mimic their owners.

Strange, my dog hasn't started to walk on his hind legs and make bacon yet. Am I doing something wrong?

For gods sakes don't teach the dog to open the fridge or fry things. If they figure out that, they can figure out a can opener for the Alpo. And then they've got no use for us. Other than to throw things for them.

Time to introduce your dog to people you hate. *evil laugh*

But nothing says he will do it to them... Dogs are evil at times.-_-

haha just leave heaps of shoes around the place and then in an evil voice "let the games begin!"

Given a dog's keen sense of smell, it will always find OP's shoe.

Maybe hide your shoes? Just a thought...

Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo shoes cause they poopin on everybody out here.

You don't have to bark, to get out, just find a shoe, just find a shoe....

That's a shi- you know what I'm not even going to bother.

You have to finish what you started buddy!

Sometimes it's more fun when others finish what you started. ;)

Oh good god!

tty situation

Who says it was the dog ;)?

Insinuating...it was OP? Like, you're saying OP pooped on their own shoes and then forgot? Or am I missing something?

The butler did it! That sneaky little bastard....

Yeah I bet someone is pissed at you

so....train it into a master.in my opinion every talent should be POLISHED

I was always told you "you can only polish a turd so much, but in the end it's still just a turd."

That stinks.

Does he happen to be a shoe-poo?

seriously dude..you want this to relate it to kung fu panda...

I think it's a Shi Tzu Poo mix. Pretty sure.

was that an attempted pun for shar pei???