Today, I realized that my dog has more work experience than I do. He's a retired military working dog, and I have a Master's degree. FML
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rg350dx
| 29
Well since he's retired there's a position opened up as a service dog in the military. I bet they've never had a service dog with a masters degree before!
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Aky0n
| 10
that must be pretty ruff
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cdgrayson
| 21
Time to move somewhere that has available jobs for your profession?
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FrietvanPiet
| 16
or get a degree you can actually get a job with
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Freethaawave
| 19
Or follow in your dogs pawsteps and take up puppy school, maybe you'll have better luck with that kind of education.
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Aky0n
| 10
that must be pretty ruff
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TheAbstract
| 15
You son of a bitch.
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ManaComa
| 7
Looks like someone's got a bone to pick
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Sports_guy3
| 28
Woof, woof woof!
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lilmslady
| 11
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!! ^^^ this guy -__-
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rg350dx
| 29
Well since he's retired there's a position opened up as a service dog in the military. I bet they've never had a service dog with a masters degree before!
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Welshite
| 39
Sit pretty and beg, OP!
Jobs like these don't come by very often.
Jobs like these don't come by very often.
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RedPillSucks
| 31
Military service dogs are more likely to be sniffing out land mines.
I don't think OP will want that job.
I don't think OP will want that job.
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mcm_3
| 16
#10 what if OP happens to like high-risk situations?
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nchic01
| 17
at least you have a cool dog!
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JACKxRAWR
| 22
I want a military dog!
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colton_colton
| 49
Exactly! How many people can say they have a dog like that?
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JMichael
| 25
Well it's up to you to make your life worth something. Get out there and get a job that will give you more experience.
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Pleonasm
| 34
It's not that easy in these times, especially in some places, to find a job that has anything to do with your master's, or even any job for that matter.
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TheDrifter
| 23
Can someone please tell me how long the "in these times/in this economy" lines are going to be relied upon? It's been about 7 years now and they're getting as stale as Chuck Norris jokes.
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Pleonasm
| 34
Well I don't know about the USA, but here in France unemployment hit a new record in 2013, job openings are low, and we're still in what we call "The Crisis." As long as we are still in this mess, I guess I'll still refer to it as "in these times."
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horneyhic
| 15
France has jobs for life tho get rid of that you might find more openings
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stargirl_95
| 24
They're going to be relied upon for as long as the economy sucks. People aren't just saying these lines for shits and giggles, they're saying them because they're true.
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Mynamewontfi
| 40
Take your dog with you to your next job interview to impress them.
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weveallbeenthere
| 30
join the military.
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brebabee793
| 13
You are still very successful
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smokecloud_
| 37
You have an awesome dog! If he can get out there, you can too! Put that degree to work!
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imchacon22
| 19
Well now with a masters degree you can join the military as an officer!
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SgtAssCheeks
| 21
Chief Petty Officer Pooper Scooper
Education and past professions; Philosophy Master Degree
Yeah, no that's sounds slightly inconsistent.
Education and past professions; Philosophy Master Degree
Yeah, no that's sounds slightly inconsistent.
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boomer1986
| 8
depends on the degree
source: retired military
source: retired military