FML : Today, I realized that my dog has more work experience than I do. He's a retired military working dog, and I have a Master's degree. FML

Today, I realized that my dog has more work experience than I do. He's a retired military working dog, and I have a Master's degree. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Pooper scooper / Tuesday 28 January 2014 08:22 / Guam - Yigo

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By rg350dx | 29

#5842048 - Tuesday 28 January 2014 19:10

Well since he's retired there's a position opened up as a service dog in the military. I bet they've never had a service dog with a masters degree before!

By Aky0n | 10

#5842044 - Tuesday 28 January 2014 19:09

that must be pretty ruff

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By cdgrayson | 18

#5842041 - Tuesday 28 January 2014 19:08

Time to move somewhere that has available jobs for your profession?

FrietvanPiet | 16

#5842110 - Tuesday 28 January 2014 19:52

or get a degree you can actually get a job with

Freethaawave | 19

#5842134 - Tuesday 28 January 2014 20:17

Or follow in your dogs pawsteps and take up puppy school, maybe you'll have better luck with that kind of education.

By Aky0n | 10

#5842044 - Tuesday 28 January 2014 19:09

that must be pretty ruff

TheAbstract | 14

#5842080 - Tuesday 28 January 2014 19:26

You son of a bitch.

ManaComa | 7

#5842178 - Tuesday 28 January 2014 21:21

Looks like someone's got a bone to pick

Sports_guy3 | 28

#5842193 - Tuesday 28 January 2014 21:35

Woof, woof woof!

lilmslady | 11

#5842393 - Wednesday 29 January 2014 1:56

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!! ^^^ this guy -__-

By rg350dx | 29

#5842048 - Tuesday 28 January 2014 19:10

Well since he's retired there's a position opened up as a service dog in the military. I bet they've never had a service dog with a masters degree before!

Welshite | 39

#5842052 - Tuesday 28 January 2014 19:11

Sit pretty and beg, OP!

Jobs like these don't come by very often.

RedPillSucks | 31

#5842067 - Tuesday 28 January 2014 19:20

Military service dogs are more likely to be sniffing out land mines.
I don't think OP will want that job.

mcm_3 | 16

#5842196 - Tuesday 28 January 2014 21:38

#10 what if OP happens to like high-risk situations?

By nchic01 | 17

#5842049 - Tuesday 28 January 2014 19:10

at least you have a cool dog!

JACKxRAWR | 22

#5842070 - Tuesday 28 January 2014 19:21

I want a military dog!

colton_colton | 49

#5842242 - Tuesday 28 January 2014 22:01

Exactly! How many people can say they have a dog like that?

By JMichael | 25

#5842050 - Tuesday 28 January 2014 19:10

Well it's up to you to make your life worth something. Get out there and get a job that will give you more experience.

Pleonasm | 31

#5842063 - Tuesday 28 January 2014 19:16

It's not that easy in these times, especially in some places, to find a job that has anything to do with your master's, or even any job for that matter.

TheDrifter | 23

#5842143 - Tuesday 28 January 2014 20:32

Can someone please tell me how long the "in these times/in this economy" lines are going to be relied upon? It's been about 7 years now and they're getting as stale as Chuck Norris jokes.

Pleonasm | 31

#5842203 - Tuesday 28 January 2014 21:42

Well I don't know about the USA, but here in France unemployment hit a new record in 2013, job openings are low, and we're still in what we call "The Crisis." As long as we are still in this mess, I guess I'll still refer to it as "in these times."

horneyhic | 15

#5842267 - Tuesday 28 January 2014 22:18

France has jobs for life tho get rid of that you might find more openings

stargirl_95 | 24

#5842688 - Wednesday 29 January 2014 5:46

They're going to be relied upon for as long as the economy sucks. People aren't just saying these lines for shits and giggles, they're saying them because they're true.