By this_is_fucked - 24/10/2009 21:23 - Zimbabwe

Spicy
Today, I realized that I'm the only person in my house not getting any. My sister is sleeping with my ex. My roommate is sleeping with my brother. And my mom texted me asking me to make it look like she slept in her bed so that she didn't have to do the "walk of shame" in the morning. FML
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lol ... hey get laid then... there are tons of geeks on this website alone tht are desperate to get laid .. just read above :D

Haha wow your mom is awesome!

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FIRST YDI for not trying to get anyy

well I don't think Mrs. Jergens will ever turn you away...

this is exactly why you should get yourself a dog or a horse.

wow...maybe u should start lookin for someone.

No, if she did then she wouldn't have this problem :)

Haha wow your mom is awesome!

lol ... hey get laid then... there are tons of geeks on this website alone tht are desperate to get laid .. just read above :D

wow....lmfao

Wait...how would you making it look like your mom had slept in her bed keep her from doing the walk of shame?

ya didn't get that either.

Yeah I don't get it. If she got some and people found out then she wouldn't be ashamed, would she?