By Anonymous - 27/01/2017 01:30 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I can remember dozens of serial killers, their victims, the way they killed, the length of their prison sentences, and anything else about them, but nothing related to my upcoming science test. FML
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How many people you know who can name every serial killer who ever existed in a row? Put 'em in chronological order beginning with Jack the Ripper Name the time and place from the body the bag the zipper Location of the woods where the body was dragged and then dumped The trunk that they were stuffed in the model the make the plate And which model which lake they found her and how they attacked the victim Say which murder weapon was used to do what in which one? Which knife and which gun, what kid what wife and which nun? Don't stop I like this it's fun, the fuckin' night's just begun

You made a quiz in poetry form. I wish all quizzes were like that

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How many people you know who can name every serial killer who ever existed in a row? Put 'em in chronological order beginning with Jack the Ripper Name the time and place from the body the bag the zipper Location of the woods where the body was dragged and then dumped The trunk that they were stuffed in the model the make the plate And which model which lake they found her and how they attacked the victim Say which murder weapon was used to do what in which one? Which knife and which gun, what kid what wife and which nun? Don't stop I like this it's fun, the fuckin' night's just begun

You made a quiz in poetry form. I wish all quizzes were like that

thumbs up for the Eminem

I love you for having Eminem lyrics in here. Must be the ganja

I love you for having Eminem lyrics in here. Must be the ganja

Eminem lyrics. Nice

Associate each killer in order with an atomic element, etc.

What if it's biology?

bsshooter 14

associate each killer with the anatomical parts they damaged

At least you should do well in a future criminology or even forensics test!

Do I smell a future detective?

Brains are funny things. We try and try to understand how they work, and yet we still don't know why things like this happen. In all seriousness, though, no worries. It usually turns out that way; you try so hard to remember important things and can't, but once you actually have the test in front of you, it all comes back. Best of luck. Try not to force yourself to remember things, and you should be fine. It'll come to you when you need it.

Everyone's saying "future detective" while I'm thinking "future serial killer".

Everyone needs a hobby.

Super creepy. Lol. But seriously, this is extremely normal. People tend to be able to remember stuff that interest them or are related to their hobbies, etc., but can't remember stuff for tests which they're not as (or not at all) interested in no matter how hard they study. Think about the number of people that know all about a certain sport, they know all the teams, all the players on a team, all the stats, etc, but when it comes to a test for school or work, then they have trouble remembering things. With a test, you are trying to cram and remember a bunch of facts and things over the span of a month or so, where as those sports statistics and stuff have been gradually learned, storing one fact at a time. It's just easier to remember things were really interested in, and for some people, even that is hard. Memory is a funny thing.

Useless facts, I'm good at them too. Tests and assessments, fail.

Yep... I can relate