Today, I realized my girlfriend thinks that the goal of sex is to get it over with as quickly as possible. FML
Add a comment - Reply to : #
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account
Sign in
Top comments
By
banman12321
| 6
Oh it's not?
By
chaoticxxxmess
| 3
She probably thinks its painful or uncomfortable.
COMMENTS
By
wunnaBsoujia
| 0
Well...suck to be you
Reply
fanceh
| 10
Then tell her it's not...?
Reply
jmtmxer
| 0
No no no .... SHE sucks ... Hehe
Reply
Keyman1212
| 14
What is with all these FML's about finishing too quickly lately?
Reply
fthislyfe
| 22
15: Though I hate you, you mentioned a very good point.
Reply
SCREAM4meeee
| 0
15- You're so quick witted! ..
Reply
ikickgingers
| 15
I thought that said oral sex. I clicked for nothing.
Reply
LiveLaughFML
| 10
that's only with you ;-)
Reply
Keyman1212
| 14
29- I'm not really sure why you hate me. Does it have to do with the message about me being "very handsome" that I didn't reply to?
Reply
sirbrainiac
| 2
I've been doing it wrong all these years.
Reply
ikickgingers
| 15
38 - you're very handsome. Hahaha fail.
Reply
fthislyfe
| 22
38: You did reply! And no, I'm not that shallow! It has a good reason.
Reply
FMMFL1992
| 3
Maybe you make her feel uncomfortable during it.
Reply
NeatNit
| 32
OP's name is QuickieGirl. Lesbians? In that case, what's there to get over with?
Reply
Keyman1212
| 14
52- That's true, so was it because I didn't reply to you telling me you were moving to Canada?!
Reply
ripgeorgecarl1n
| 7
There aren't enough girls like her. FML.
Reply
theaws0m3guy
| 4
Sex is the greatest way to show your love to your significant other...she doesn't love you very much bro
Reply
fthislyfe
| 22
Wow you remember every detail about me! Must have had a very strong impression on you. And no, not because of that either
Reply
ohthestupidity
| 4
keyman and fthislyfe - so glad you guys are sharing with us! always wanted to know what other people are saying in private!
Reply
katt_is_here
| 24
Right? Their back and forth is so rewarding and enriching to our lives. They should just fuck and get it over with.
By
banman12321
| 6
Oh it's not?
Reply
lolololer
| 8
so its not a race? ;)
Reply
aKaClickZ
| 4
Shit, and I thought I was a pro.
By
mistersheezy
| 7
You may wanna brace yourself for an "it's you not me" talk. I'm just saying.
Reply
jpallan
| 3
Right. If she's viewing sex as "lie back and think of England", either she's supremely inhibited or she's supremely bored. Either way, this doesn't look so good for you.
Reply
drawmesunshine
| 17
Or maybe she had a bad experience once and is having trouble getting over it.
Reply
22cute
| 17
Maybe she's having a bad experience with you -each time.
By
chaoticxxxmess
| 3
She probably thinks its painful or uncomfortable.
Reply
Mokiikom_fml
| 8
And considering the way OP is clueless and complaining about it in such a way, she's probably right.
Sex is good, with someone who knows what they're doing.
Learn to make her feel good, OP. Otherwise, how do you expect her to want to have sex with you???
Sex is good, with someone who knows what they're doing.
Learn to make her feel good, OP. Otherwise, how do you expect her to want to have sex with you???
By
liquidSELECT
| 0
Theres no point doing it
By
BIGBOY4rmAHM
| 19
You have to make her finish before you finish.
Reply
Freeze_fml
| 16
It doesn't work that way.
Reply
22cute
| 17
Exactly! She'll enjoy it a lot better...& longer then.
By
sseberly
| 11
Thought that wasn't supposed to happen until marriage
Reply
captainbj2
| 0
Lmao! That was a great response!
Reply
DelilahPhan
| 6
Who waits until marriage nowadays?
Reply
ohyeah_10
| 1
People who can't get any outside of marriage. ;)
Reply
Freeze_fml
| 16
Usually those who are comfortable with the idea of having a sole partner.
Reply
ohyeah_10
| 1
It was a joke? Umkay? Thanks.
Reply
GrammaticalNazi
| 2
94 - why would he joke about such a mature, beautiful thing? "Umkay?"
Reply
Freeze_fml
| 16
Then you're a terrible comedian and a shallow idiot. Thanks.
Reply
J9DeeZy
| 4
No that sounds like your average decent comedian sex joke. God forbid anybody who has different humour.
Reply
Mokiikom_fml
| 8
Guys, I have news for you, it was a joke. A joke about people waiting until after the marriage to have quick/rushed bad sex. (And not just waiting for sex period.)
Wow people don't pay attention while reading these days.
Wow people don't pay attention while reading these days.
By
jennt89
| 10
because you're not good at it.
By
NomOnShroomz
| 14
It's not? No wonder my pickup lines haven't been working.
By
bubo_fml
| 10
"Nice guys finish last, because the lady always comes first!" If you follow this creedo, she'll be draggin' yo lil butt up to the bedroom! Be responsive, explore & discover what turns her on!