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By zstarr / Saturday 14 July 2012 11:15 / United States - Rome
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By  ollie179  |  19

"And then Danielle actually had the cheek to call me a bitch in front of the whole salon whilst having my hair conditioned and..." That's nice, bend over baby.

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  Abdul888  |  16

#43 exactly, this's the biggest problem, being stuck using my hand :((

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  MrBrightside21  |  20

#61 - This is not the biggest problem. It's that we can't "talk" to females without our face turning red, then babbling words, then apologizing for no reason, then running off awkwardly... Just me? Sorry... *runs off awkwardly*

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  yoyoyolol08  |  5

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  22cute  |  17

Well, I'm sure it's embarrassing & frustrating since you thought he was listening to you ....but, in the grand scheme of things...if you enjoy the sex you could just go with it. There are MUCH worse ways your man could try to shut you up. Men just don't bond by talking as much as women do. Before you give up on him - why not get HIM to talk about it? Maybe you two could agree that he can seduce you when he's had all the talk he can handle and maybe you could have a simple signal that says, "I really want you to understand this one point." He clearly cares about you. But women often need talk to clarify what they really think & feel. Some of that can be done with your female friends..or you can give him permission to half listen till you figure out what your real point is.

By  VitalDisplayII  |  0

lmaooo I feel ur boyfriends pain

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  Forlorn420  |  9

Preach it brutha haha

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  Bonzer  |  1

121- He wasn't laughing because he felt his pain, he was laughing because he was making fun of women who talk too much. Which is why he got buried.

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This is a genius plan!! I'm a girl and I know that would work on me if my boyfriend and I had this problem. Haha this is awesome! Girl, enjoy the sex! Sex is great!

By  Arthurie  |  30

Well, atleast he gives you sex, unlike another FML.. Right?

By  ollie179  |  19

"And then Danielle actually had the cheek to call me a bitch in front of the whole salon whilst having my hair conditioned and..." That's nice, bend over baby.

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  witchdoctor1  |  9

^ best comment on a fml I've ever seen XD

By  DKjazz  |  20

That's pretty much standard protocol.

By  SkoomaKi  |  24

You're getting pleasure too, so it's a win win situation. If you really want to talk to him just incorporate your serious discussions with dirty talk in the bedroom. A little something like: "Oh god your dick is so big, just like the numbers on our bills..."

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