Today, I realized my boyfriend makes the same noises in bed as he does when he's winning in Call of Duty. FML
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heidelbergmeme
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FAIK!!
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heidelbergmeme
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*fail
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Asstazztic
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Fuck u Danii call of duty is awesome
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the_pan1c
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BOOOM HEADSHOT
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Cbizzlez
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I bet he uses his Thumper on you
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MrSassypants
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#36 I do my pan is Kev-oh
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MrSassypants
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psn* my bad I put pan dafp!
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UNCmike
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well what do you expect?
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panda907
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if you play on ps3 mines sai_907
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Ducati4623
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so he shouts "fuck off you 8 year old little camping noob tubing prick" in bed? - that's pretty weird
or winning would be more like "fuck off I'm 1 off harriers" - again kinda strange I guess
or winning would be more like "fuck off I'm 1 off harriers" - again kinda strange I guess
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FreeSpeach
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So he uses a tacticle insertion?
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redcell
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win
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PizzaGuy11
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i bet he can TAR all over your model 1887s
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comatoast
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my psn name is the same as this one
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Aceage
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I bet he puts his THUMPER in your CLAYMORE :p
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M4V3R1CKR13
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COLLATREAL DAMAGE
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M4V3R1CKR13
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19 wins ^ ^
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baderier
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call of duty fuckin pwns, it's my life... I've ditched many of my girlfriends for call of duty... I already have call of duty: black ops pre ordered and paid off... and u can bet anything that I'm ditching everyone to play it cause I'm goin to midnight release and skipping at least 3 days of school for it... I live call of duty
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Puddings
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i sound the exact same in cod and in bed : mWAHahsHaha suck it!! ahahhaah suck my dick !!!
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michael32123
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well what does he say? 'cause I say "suck my dick bitch!" alot so that's no different from what I say in bed :)
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Critter456
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well, call of duty is orgasmic...
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rallets
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jeez #90
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greg1337
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I'm sure he uses marathon, stopping power, and HARDline.
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adammicdaddy
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enemy ac130 inbound!
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Sunset_Taco
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the noises: yes! yes! YES!
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xD poor OP!!!! Jajaja though that's something I can see my guy doing... O.o oh dear, exited screams of 'head shot' aMong other battle cries come to mind. Fail
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Kheelz
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look on the bright side at least he isnt yelling "fuck not the dogs you stupid prick!"
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danii_s2
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fyl for having a bf who plays cod
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amandalovee
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COD is fun.
DONT HATE
(:
DONT HATE
(:
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KGirl123
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ikr!!!! even though we're both girlz
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kamakazman
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girls who play CoD are just hotter then girls who don't...
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kamakazman
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girls who play call of duty are hotter than girls who don't
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IchBeinEinTier
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=) i play cod!
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Kheelz
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Personally i fucking Love COD. I'm not afraid to admit it either. I'll go over to my friends house and play Nazi zombies with the guys:))
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ironwords
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hey, I work 2 jobs and deal with crap all day. I wanna get my anger out on a game because if I don't I'll freak at my gf. so be thankful I'm screaming at kids not you.
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Dani_Turner
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cod is wicked fun I don't know what your talking about
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asscheaks
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not always true. I won go into detail but you sir are 90% wrong
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Jakey00
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COD is the shit so STFU
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TheShlongDong
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Kind of judgmental of you, people play games for fun, don't really see the problem there
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PixelBlood3
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I don't play COD but I'm pretty sure a guy that plays COD is no worse than one that doesn't
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shakenbake93
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There's really no difference between the two so I don't see why you care that much.
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redcell
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there's no diffrence between the sounds either. just scream GET SOME!!GET SOME!!! then finish with a tactical nuke...
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imlagginglol
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Ugh.. that game isn't as good as sex, FYL for having a nerd boyfriend
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acesarge
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HEY, NEVER call COD players nerds, that is an insult to nerds everywhere. MW 2 sucked, it was a clusterfuck of OP kill streaks and grenade spam, nothing more.
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nerdsgetmehot
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#6 Nerds are hot.
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PizzaGuy11
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thank god... someone who understands us
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Quest_
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Who gives a goddamn fuck?
This is so stupid.
I hate these filler FMLs.
This is so stupid.
I hate these filler FMLs.
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RedPillSucks
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I like your actual picture better, Quest
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UsualSuspect_fml
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if everyone that plays COD is a nerd... then about three fourths of the USA are nerds. do the math.
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Freeze_fml
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You don't really think 3/4 of the US plays that shitty game, do you?
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chitown98766
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at least 2mil on xbox and at least 1.5mil on ps3 3.5 out of 300 mil minus the babies and retarded kids who cant play thats about 3/4th i think
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Freeze_fml
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Kill yourself.
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Dont_Explain
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Your mathematical abilities astound me, oh how do you have such amazing unsurpassed logic, oh mighty one.
Aside from the atrocious 3/4 you implied with the stupid evidence to back It up, has it not occured to you that those figures of players are worldwide? Yes, there are other parts of the world than America. :)
Aside from the atrocious 3/4 you implied with the stupid evidence to back It up, has it not occured to you that those figures of players are worldwide? Yes, there are other parts of the world than America. :)
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ARScratch
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45 lmao "retarded kids"???? lol fucked up
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DontHate31
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Fuck you.
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Taylor_YAY
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I think we're all agreed. Smash the fuck out of his Xbox. NOW!
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acesarge
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Judging form your user picture and your comment I can safely say you are a stupid blond. Why the fuck should she smash his xbox just for making the same noise in bed as when he is playing COD? That makes no sense.
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yarbles
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taylor is hot
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Xaujin
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pretty sure it was a joke ace
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ChiTownBoy
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Taylors hot so don't make me call in a uav and find ur ass!!
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Taylor_YAY
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Awww thanks guys :D
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Imnewhere
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hello beautiful
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Avsfan1111
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hater
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metalhead867
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Mmmmm... I would like to smash Taylor in bed...
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TheMystery_fml
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What a bunch of horn dogs.
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kittykat2345
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If anyone ever smashed my xbox, their skull would be in as many pieces as my xbox. You even saying that makes me want to punch you in the face, dumb bitch.
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Maxine17
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What, "Kill, kill, kill!" ?
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RedPillSucks
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bwhahahahahah
That and "Die, mother f*cker".
Be careful ending that relationship.
That and "Die, mother f*cker".
Be careful ending that relationship.
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swimchic007
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hahahaha 13 wins :D
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TheAlaskanGirl
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hehe well both are fun!!! stop complaining stupid girl!/man thing! geez. :)
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123e3
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KEEP IT UP 141!
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Spamakaze
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#12 nice :)
and isn't it 'pick it up' not 'keep it up' ?
and isn't it 'pick it up' not 'keep it up' ?
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Ducati4623
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ENEMY AC130 ABOVE!!!
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123e3
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maybe
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Cjw1220
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Lol it's not that bad. Maybe you are just awful op.
or winning would be more like "fuck off I'm 1 off harriers" - again kinda strange I guess