By blewidstepr - 16/05/2011 03:40

Today, I realized that my 3 year-old son, who is being potty trained, has better aim standing up to pee than his 30 year-old father. FML
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kicker33663 0

that's cause your 3 year old has 2 inches to aim versus however much distance your husband has to aim

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xGabri3L 3

I'm on the toilet.

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xGabri3L 3

I'm on the toilet.

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chickunkey 0

c-c-c-c-combo breaker!!!

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chickunkey 0

That was a pretty good chain of comments I just shit on. ;D

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Radek18 0

25- you shit on comments? what?

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chickunkey 0

Not the best choice of words haha. in this case I was referring to ruining that string if comments; although I do literally shit on comments quite often.

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chickunkey 0

too my last comment, I meant of* not if.

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Radek18 0

To your last comment you must have meant *to

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fatgirllovesfml 0

wait until he holds his first beer, he'll be worse than his father

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chickunkey 0

#38 Well shit, I used the wrong "to". Don't take this offense lightly, I deserve to be punished. *hangs head in shame*

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robotiick 12

I'm on a donkey

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Olovio 5

I'm taking a shit right now, gotta love smartphones!

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DiamondBTroll 0

just to end this non-sense.. C-C-C-Combo Breaker!

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mmedeiros14 0

66-I knew someone was was gonna say that

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babyyninjas 1

holy **** I just saw a guy on a midget

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ConradDavid 1

this wad the greatist string of comments I have ever read... and the comment above mine made it even better for me =)

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ahole123 0

107 you deserve to be in the same position as 87

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kicker33663 0

that's cause your 3 year old has 2 inches to aim versus however much distance your husband has to aim

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EatnBeef 7

her son kicks his ass inthe piss department.

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livvyluvlaf 8

yeah your son is closer to the ground. his penis only needs to hit a target 2 inches away while your husband has to aim a foot or 2 away (:

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danbui 0

exactly what I was thinking >.

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jmapes36 0

I wanted to say that... she doesn't get it b/c she doesn't have one I guess

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Vincanety 0

hey I'm nearly 6 feet and my dick is 2 inches from the toilet not are fault the dad has a millimeter peter

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rosebud11 3

when i read this that is what i thought also

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stashpeanut 3

Or her husband is just lazy. It's one thing to miss... It's another thing entirely to miss and not clean up after yourself.

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dreamering 16

Maybe you're husbands dick has Parkinson

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hamster_10 2

that's such poor banter...

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missworthless 0

Smaller ones are easier to aim? I dunno, I'm a girl. If anything, I'd say f your wife/gf/so life - they are probably always stepping in your mess and having to clean it up. Maybe you neef to be re-pottytrained along with your son.

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Arraggatis 0

The wife posted this FML, not the husband.

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missworthless 0

LOL. That's what I get for reading these at 3 am instead of sleeping.

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nucky_fml 5

6, it's not OP that needs to be retrained. It's the father that does

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WompWompWomp123 7

Your son can now train your husband.

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Bk130 0

that's what you get for marrying a guy who has a small penis.

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