By Lonesome - 01/01/2014 06:41 - United States - Bossier City

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Today, I realized just how lonely I am when I tried to time my ejaculation to happen right as the new year started. FML
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junkman6 22
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Life's all about having goals right?

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Llamacod 11

The best way to start out any New Years is with an orgasm

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junkman6 22
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Life's all about having goals right?

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JMichael 25

That's one hell of a goal to set. Try again next year OP.

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thatADHDdude 21
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Well, did you get it? I demand a follow-up!

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masterof1 7
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FAPPY NEW YEAR

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ingridsoare 3
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This comment had exactly 365 likes haha

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Llamacod 11

The best way to start out any New Years is with an orgasm

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MelTheGreat 23
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Exactly. Better than mine because I slept right through the countdown.

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challan 19

I agree. I'm 100% sure that OP wasn't the only one. Don't ask how I know.

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ironmany_fml 23
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The only way that you can be 100% sure that OP wasn't the only one is, if you were witnessing someone else doing it, or doing it yourself too... so which one is it.. ? ;)

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sandraw1 22
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#40, she said "don't ask", du'uh

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JMichael 25

But that just reeks with the smell of please ask me, I'm itching to reveal my secrets.

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challan 19

I work for the NSA.

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dingleberrysteve 6
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only if youre a child prodigy

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doctorhook86 24
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I'm genuinely not sure why #21 is being downvoted--she's right.

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Beansforbill 14
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Because it's a boring comment

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DavidKnows 11

#49. GREAT response!

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Melix 31
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What a way to start the new year

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BillMurray_fml 12
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It WOULD be quite a feat to time that right. Keep setting the bar high for the rest of us, OP.

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nyellow 6

Holy crap, it's bill Murray!

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xSkittle 16
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Making your own firework heh

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arandomusernameaa 20

natural, biodegradable and free fireworks! and white for Winter!

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Senseless_487 29
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Fappy new year!

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ThomasBombadil 31

Didn't Sting used to be into things like this? Guess you're in good company!

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anythingmustbe 18
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So you fapped once in the year? Amazing self control.

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sybyabraham 17
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He fapped continuously from 2013 to 2014.

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bigdaddyeric 35

No, twice as it changed from year to year while fapping....

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ComoEsJuan 24
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Bringing in the new year with a bang!

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martin8337 35

Self bang.

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FrankHotpants 31
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Achievement unlocked

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