By Lonesome - 01/01/2014 06:41 - United States - Bossier City

Today, I realized just how lonely I am when I tried to time my ejaculation to happen right as the new year started. FML
I agree, your life sucks 54 348
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Life's all about having goals right?

The best way to start out any New Years is with an orgasm


Life's all about having goals right?

That's one hell of a goal to set. Try again next year OP.

Well, did you get it? I demand a follow-up!


This comment had exactly 365 likes haha

The best way to start out any New Years is with an orgasm

Exactly. Better than mine because I slept right through the countdown.

I agree. I'm 100% sure that OP wasn't the only one. Don't ask how I know.

The only way that you can be 100% sure that OP wasn't the only one is, if you were witnessing someone else doing it, or doing it yourself too... so which one is it.. ? ;)

#40, she said "don't ask", du'uh

But that just reeks with the smell of please ask me, I'm itching to reveal my secrets.

I work for the NSA.

only if youre a child prodigy

I'm genuinely not sure why #21 is being downvoted--she's right.

Because it's a boring comment

#49. GREAT response!

What a way to start the new year

It WOULD be quite a feat to time that right. Keep setting the bar high for the rest of us, OP.

Holy crap, it's bill Murray!

Making your own firework heh

arandomusernameaa 20

natural, biodegradable and free fireworks! and white for Winter!

Fappy new year!

Didn't Sting used to be into things like this? Guess you're in good company!

So you fapped once in the year? Amazing self control.

He fapped continuously from 2013 to 2014.

No, twice as it changed from year to year while fapping....

Bringing in the new year with a bang!

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