Today, I realized just how clingy my boyfriend is, when he pulled out in the middle of sex, lay down and hugged me, and said in his "adorable" voice that he didn't really want to have sex, but cuddle. I wouldn't mind if it didn't happen so often. FML
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Today, I realized that the only time my boyfriend is physically affectionate with me is when he wants to have sex. When I suggested we just cuddle, he looked at me and said, "What’s the point in that?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he got up and said he needed to go home because he was tired and just wanted to relax and watch TV. That's what we were doing. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, in the middle of sex, my boyfriend sighed, said, "I can't do this any more" and pulled out. After repeatedly asking him what was wrong, he basically told me that I suck in bed. Apparently, the way I "just lie there" makes him feel like a necrophile. FML
Today, after laying down to sleep, my boyfriend seemed like he was having trouble trying to say something. After asking what was wrong a couple of times, he said, "I don't want to do this anymore" and got up and left. I had planned on telling him I love him. Saved myself some embarrassment I guess. FML
Today, I realized that the only time my boyfriend ever wants to hug me is just after he's let off a fart and wants to pull me into it. FML
Today, i told my boyfriend that I wasn't feeling emotionally well, and wanted cuddles. He proceeded to hump my leg. FML
Today, I realized that my fiancé only touches me when he wants to have sex. Any other contact is purely accidental. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML
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walmartpaysme 15
Well, at least he loves you. Have you tried talking to him about it?
enormouselephant 15
At least he's sweet. Maybe if you start paying more attention to your vibrator he'll get jealous and get the hint...
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walmartpaysme 15
Well, at least he loves you. Have you tried talking to him about it?
PipingMouse 14
I think that it's pretty cute. You know someone is a man when he asks to cuddle in the middle of sex :P
doctorhook86 25
16: Correction: a man CAN ask to cuddle during sex, but he wouldn't do it every time...
walmartpaysme 15
I think the problem is that he didn't ask. He just did it.
TrueTriage 16
I agree with 1 its no big deal if you talk to him about it and if the boyfriend really loves OP I think he can "bite the bullet" and have sex with OP
lilpanda4 5
That actually makes sense I think there is some problems there
sharpshooterben 13
I think a man finishes what he starts, afterwards you can cuddle all ya like
duke56924903 11
He IS finished. This is what OP's boyfriend does instead of admitting he doesn't have any stamina.
ohSNAPyall 27
114 - That, or erectile dysfunction.
lefty619 6
I think he's bustin too early and that's his excuse every time hah sounds more logical what guy would continually give himself blue balls?
docscientist 10
You think he might actually be gay.. Pulling out often during sex to cuddle sounds like he might be holding out as long as he can.
mooleelee 0
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That's kind of cute!
JustDerpin 11
It is, orgasms are overrated anyways.
your_ma 27
It's not cute it's selfish. If I start having sex I damn well want to finish. We can cuddle afterwards if he wants!
mooleelee 0
Better than a horndog boyfriend who shows no emotion
omg36 7
He sounds gay.
awe_samm 9
Me too soo cute
schalk 12
That's kind of weird. Get yourself a man, or turn him into one ;)
celiiceegee 6
He probably just wants you to take control
cinderburner23 5
#70 Why don't you try not being so sex-obsessed? If a guy wants to cuddle, it means he genuinely likes you and isn't just using you for sex...
ChristianH39 30
Yes, but there's a time for that. While you're in the middle of having sex is generally not it, and being as this was posted on fml I'm fairly confident OP would agree.
enormouselephant 15
At least he's sweet. Maybe if you start paying more attention to your vibrator he'll get jealous and get the hint...
gc327072 31
Or just tackle him and be like "No! We are going to bang, and you are going to like it!"
legal371 5
That. Would be. Hilarious
legal371 5
Wtf? Sorry guys I commented on the wrong one 0.0
jeezburger12 10
Maybe you should talk to him about that. :)
abekhan 0
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Dump him
PipingMouse 14
For being a cuddles type of guy?
walmartpaysme 15
We all knew the "kick your relationship to the curb if it isn't perfect" commenters would be here. Relationships take work people. It's not all magic and fairytales.
cowycal 4
#5 has obviously never been in a relationship.
Quidikic 9
Or #5 is 12.
hunteer9 5
Probably both, 12 and never been in a relationship.
Futacy 30
He's 17, but judging from his profile pic, I'd say he's never been in a relationship nor will he be anytime soon.
Eijazk 2
Just cuz his profile says he's 17 doesn't mean he is
Futacy 30
^ you put a lot of thought into that, didn't you?
doctorhook86 25
99: Hey, we all get tired of reading stupid opinions written by people with no experience in the world.
jelly713 19
Over-rated & over-used response. That is not really a good reason to dump someone in my opinion. It's not like the boyfriend comes off as a jerk to OP.
oh_merde 11
It's usually happens the other way around for me.
cr3ativity 15
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Some guys are just effeminate in that they enjoy feeling intimacy rather than pleasure. Count yourself lucky OP, there are very few guys like that where I come from.
gracehi 33
Since when is wanting affection a feminine thing?
cr3ativity 15
Since when? Always, though with today's metrosexual standpoint, I'm glad that there is an advancing approach towards equality between genders. In that being there will be a dissolution in the so-called double standards enigma we face today in western society.
Silent_Thrill 17
Seriously! It makes me no less of a man when I just wanna cuddles... or want some attention... or just want her to notice my new hair cut or new shoes! Is that too much to ask!? *runs away crying* But seriously, if wanting to cuddle and be sweet is feminine, then I'm the biggest Mary on the street!
gracehi 33
It doesn't have anything to do with "sexual equality." It has to do with you buying into a stereotype.
cr3ativity 15
But this had not yet been achieved, and thus I will continue to play this cruel game that modern society torments rational thinkers (such as you and me and everyone else who understands that men and women are equal in all aspects, save for anatomical differences).
Shrike 24
^ TL;DR: "I got called out on being a stereotyping, macho pig whose head is stuck in kindergarten, so I'll just pretend it was deep social commentary."
cr3ativity 15
"sexual equality" has nothing to do with buying into a stereotype? This is a fallacy on your part, there is a definite connection between these two.
fotofreak90 5
Amen!!
cr3ativity 15
Pure romance? Define it, please. Op's boyfriend is wanting intimacy/ affection.
X_Codes 11
Saying that a guy that wants to cuddle is effeminate is stereotyping. It's like the dictionary definition of stereotyping.
gracehi 33
36, First of all, if you're attempting to appear intellectual, you'd do better not to write a run-on sentence. Second of all, the fallacy is on your part, in that you misunderstood my point. Men aren't magically becoming more affectionate because the feminist movement has somehow affected their hormones. Or are you simply admitting that you're sexist? As I pointed out, you're the one buying into a sexual stereotype here.
FMLTuna 6
I say we gather up all the troublesome pseudo-intellectuals and feed them to our local marine life. Please and thank you!
SenselessPattern 12
Hey FMLTuna, if you don't stop begging for scraps of food again, I'm going to have to call FMLShark.
djgoreo 12
cr3ativity, dude...You are really sucking right now. The main enigma is whether your attempted intelligence even makes sense. You also capriciously flip-flopped your position in this argument, which led me to believe that you may be birds of a feather with the archetypal elected politician. In words that you can actually understand, shut up, you fake flake.
PizzaRollsss 5
Cr3ativity - shut up already
chosha_fml 27
I'd count myself a lot luckier to have a guy that doesn't quit halfway through sex to cuddle - something he could easily do AFTER sex.
ebonyirony 29
I just love sex.
1994bitches 12
maybe he's already done but didn't want you to know
your_ma 27
Yeah it's hard to pretend you haven't finished if you have...
doctorhook86 25
33: Maybe for you--I can go allll night, baby. ;)
your_ma 27
Yeah but still. Stuff happens when a guy finishes lol if it isn't there then he isn't done..
BossPathfinderGM 14
Contrary to common knowledge, ejaculation and ****** ARE capable of occurring independent of one another. It's very uncommon, but happens on occasion for some men.
Enslaved 38
Karezza
1994bitches 12
If they don't use protection then its not like he'd have a condom full. So if he has she might not feel it. No everyone makes noises or something.
walmartpaysme 15
33, do you think cum explodes all over the place? OP is probably distracted by his odd behavior and doesn't stop to notice he is done.
SammyS2012 21
Or maybe he didn't ****** but is merely too tired to finish? Maybe he doesn't have the stamina
DaveUncommon88 2
haha playing it off smooth...
desireev 18
100- You have a really good point here. It's, actually, really common to ejaculate without having an ******. Women ejaculate almost every time they have sex. When a woman is "getting wet", she's ejaculating. Not necessarily having an ******... But she has, in fact, ejaculated.
doctorhook86 25
192: Please tell us more about girls getting wet. You know, for, uh, science... ;)
daemonsparta 16
#170 I've been there. I've thrown out my back and faked a finish.
ljord2n 4
Maybe he finishes really fast and it's not really the "middle of sex"
TheSithAssassin 15
I'm sorry OP. At least he cares right? Though I suspect he will fulfill your needs if you just talk to him about it. Especially considering you name. That made me chuckle.
1994bitches 12
Or maybe he can't control himself and finishes too early.
PipingMouse 14
I doubt that, or else OP's FML would be about how her boyfriend is too clingy and is horrible in bed.