You should ask for pointers instead of just apologizing over and over.

Doesn't matter had s.....
*sneaker thrown at face, stopping me from continuing*

Doesn't matter, had s....
*sneaker smashes into face, stopping me from continuing this stupid Meme*

My shoe!! Ah. Well. At least it stopped that meme. Good job, shoe!

well now that he threw his pair of shoes:

doesnt matter, had sex. come at me.

OH MY GOD!!

..is the sneaker okay?

Fuck you Rallets

10 - Who throws a shoe? Honestly...

Where are my shoes?

You made my entire life. Sole reason I made an account.

Sorry...

You better be sorry! How dare you!

Try to think of what you're apologizing for, and when you're about to say "Sorry", ask her if it feels good/what doesn't. Knowing what turns her on will boost your ego as well as hers.

Everybody deserves great sex, so work on it together. Good luck! :)

What's gonna work? Team work!

im trying to think of what thats from haha

The Wonder Pets :D

Wait.. Wait.. Wait. Does everyone deserve great sex? Are you sure..

Eeeeeee??

I'm confused. Are you asking a question?

E - Is even more than anyone that you adore!

You called?

What the fuck.

77 - Not you. You have 8 e's and no E in the beginning.

77 - You just made my day.

Eeee. Eeeeee, eeeee ee eeee.

You made my entire life. Sole reason I made an account.

Lololol making an account just for a big laugh... Lol thats fml. Awesome

Sorry for giving you all those orgasms! ... is what you probably aren't saying.

Sorry my penis is to big....is what he wishes he was saying.

Are you going to comment on every single comment possible? You done this on the last FML too!

Is there a problem with that? Each and every one of my comments has been about the FML or the comment, and I try to be semi funny. I see nothing wrong in this.

Ignore them zach. Most people on this site have their share of haters...you can tell that's exactly what they are when they use the following:

-You try too hard

-Stop commenting

-You're desperate

-Does getting thumbed up really mean that much to you?

...etc. Just keep doing your thing, and don't be bothered by them.

Yeah dont worry Zach, theyre big bootied bitches..

#68, I'm confused. Since when is being a big booty bitch a bad thing?

(I'm just saying, the wording is very awkward for an insult.)

Who said it was an insult?......;}

Man you are so right, and I feel sorry that any time you defend someone you automatically are kissing their ass... I know you aren't and that is what matters!!!

Sorry that I dropped you on the coffee table ...

Sorry I got you pregnant and your dad beat me to a pulp....

Hahaha you got that from a FML about dropping a girl on the coffee table a couple days ago! Loll

thank you captain obvious

no, I beloved he is talking about the fml where the guy gets thrown against the wall and sucker punched into oblivion by a 200 pound ex marine turned body builder for getting the daughter pregnant.

Sorry that I dropped you through a bed.

#97 sounds like a movie starring The Rock.

Sorry for throwing you on the bed and falling right through

i'm sure that makes her dry up quickly

And I'm the towel.(;

8 - That doesn't make any sense.

64- It's a sexual FML...

Might want to work on that a bit.

Apologize for saying sorry to much

Sorryception!!!!!! Sorry for saying sorry... Sorry for saying sorry to that other sorry!!!!

Sorry about your penis size? Sorry about not gettin her off? Whats to be sorry about durin sex? Coitus!

DAUFQ