Use the noodles as an exfoliant.

at least it would have been easy to clean up!

Eh, at least you would end up smelling delicious

You clearly don't have enough time in a day. So you have to multi task. Eating and taking a bath is interesting tho.

That's not the meaning of "clean eating".

Although it sounds fun, it also sounds kinda gross...

I would like to eat ramen while taking a bath.. EDIT: The ramen wouldn't be in the bath of course.

I'm not sure about food, but beer in the shower is an excellent choice.

I've heard of eating clean but this is ridiculous.

Don't worry what people think OP, you're an innovator.