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By Anonymous - / Friday 30 August 2013 00:16 / United States - Brooklyn
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By  epicwaffles  |  7

Settle it in court.

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  CanadiAnM8  |  24

Why do people always say "settle it in court"? Everything is not meant to be settled in court! Also OP, break up with him, but remain his friend. You can probably play with his cat sometimes too. Also tell him how much you love the cat. And it also seems a bit like a FHL

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This comment told me you are indeed American #1

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  caohm  |  18

if it's like puss in boots from shrek then who can blame you that cats just too damn smooth

By  Micayla  |  12

That's hard, because I know how animals can become like children to a couple. Discuss it with him and hopefully you can get an agreement written down on paper.

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  Likian5  |  26

This is probably getting so many thumbs down because it's pretty insulting to someone if they know their significant other wants to break up with them, but still wants to see their cat.

By  noir_heart  |  8

What you gotta do is simple. Just fake your death and funeral, then while he's mourning he'll decide he can't handle his lonely misery anymore, so he sleeps over at a friend's. Then sneak into the house, grab the cat and run. Easy!

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  noir_heart  |  8

I'm sorry guys... When I'm tired I come up with stupid jokes that I think are funny at the time. I re-read my comment and realized how lame I am. *time to go to sleep*

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  DWordHead16  |  19

I agree. Haha like I understand she loves the cat, but that's a bit harsh to lead someone on for it. I know she'll most likely have to give it up if they break up, but still. There's so many things wrong with this. She should just have a heart and not worry about her own needs in this situation...

By  hallix  |  21

If you can handle just being there for the cat, by all means, run with your awkward situation until it gets too uncomfortable! Kitties are lovable, I must admit. :)

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  Caitie_kid  |  8

It's much harder to break up with a kitty than a person. But I agree that she needs to talk to her boyfriend. Who knows, if she does it sooner than later, maybe they can stay friends and she can still see her kitty loves.

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