This would probably be me with computers

It may be because you're the weirdo in the office who names the machinery...

Do you think your poor relationship with your coworkers might have to do with you giving names to machines?

My tape dispenser is named Jill, my pencil sharpener is Maria Theresa and my stapler is Miss Delilah Anastasia. I love hanging out in my office with the ladies.

I don't know if this is an FYL or YDI without more context... have you made an effort to interact with your co-workers?

If you're more comfortable with the machinery, why not. Most people are wankers anyway.

The Brave Little Toaster was depressing.

Don't worry, machines can be great friends.

I'm on the verge to do the same....

Sounds like u work in a vibrator factory